fat Lindsay tweeted a picture of her stolen mac, fake birkin

By brendon September 14, 2012 @ 8:03 PM


Lindsay Lohan tweeted a picture yesterday saying, “Birkin. Mac Computer. Chanel and a jet. Never quit fighting to live your dreams. God Bless.” And I never realized mac’s were some opulent display of luxury, but it’s probabaly the one Chateau Marmont was asking her to return two weeks ago, the jet is the one producers had to send as a last resort to get her to work for her ‘Scary Movie 5′ cameo, and that birkin is fake piece of shit.

It’s supposed to be a ostrich skin Hermes Birkin, like this one that sold for $30,000. But if you run a search on “pink ostrich hermes birkin“, fake versions of that same bag come up immediately. They sell for about $300, thanks to things like the giant Hermes counterfeiting ring staffed by real Hermes employees that French police broke up two months ago.

Here’s Victoria Beckham with a real version of that bag. Here they are sorta side by side. You can see the expensive one holds it’s shape whereas the discount one is a lumpy piece of shit. But enough about Victoria and Lindsay, let’s take a look at their bags. Zing!

(10) Comments

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    Mike Hunt 09/14/2012 20:26

    what a stupid cunt

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    pimpin 09/14/2012 21:38

    fat? she looks healthy to me and is back to her natural hair color. i think she looks a lot better

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    Hugh G Rection 09/14/2012 21:42

    Live my dream? OK, Lindsay but they include you…Alabama Hot Pocket, Abe Lincoln, and Boston Pancake! Are u game??

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    Buck 09/15/2012 11:09

    I have nephews who range in age from 3 to 6.

    Every single one of them, at some point or another, has handed me a toy to play with and expressly stated “You can play with this here, but you can’t take it home with you.”

    I find it funny that you have to communicate with Lindsay Lohan as though she is a toddler to get her to understand that everything doesn’t go home with her.

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    Buck 09/15/2012 11:38

    You got a raise AND a pay cut in the span of 7 minutes?

    That sounds like a weird company.

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    LoK 09/16/2012 10:07

    Fucking die!

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    God Hath Spoken 09/16/2012 16:03

    Rocky Dennis lives!

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    SomeoneluvsU 09/17/2012 10:27

    Fake hand-bag for a fake bag

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    Crackberry 05/03/2013 10:50

    Sorry that’s definitely inaccurate.
    I have worked at Hermes.
    Lindsays bag is 100% real. She has had it a very long time.

    The reason victoria’s is stiffer is simply due to the type of ostrich leather used. There are different options for ostrich at hermes.

    Sorry to ruin it for you.

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