fat Lindsay tweeted a picture of her stolen mac, fake birkin

Lindsay Lohan tweeted a picture yesterday saying, “Birkin. Mac Computer. Chanel and a jet. Never quit fighting to live your dreams. God Bless.” And I never realized mac’s were some opulent display of luxury, but it’s probabaly the one Chateau Marmont was asking her to return two weeks ago, the jet is the one producers had to send as a last resort to get her to work for her ‘Scary Movie 5’ cameo, and that birkin is fake piece of shit.

It’s supposed to be a ostrich skin Hermes Birkin, like this one that sold for $30,000. But if you run a search on “pink ostrich hermes birkin“, fake versions of that same bag come up immediately. They sell for about $300, thanks to things like the giant Hermes counterfeiting ring staffed by real Hermes employees that French police broke up two months ago.

Here’s Victoria Beckham with a real version of that bag. Here they are sorta side by side. You can see the expensive one holds it’s shape whereas the discount one is a lumpy piece of shit. But enough about Victoria and Lindsay, let’s take a look at their bags. Zing!