Today has been incredibly unsexy, and it’s not that I forgot to post these bikini pictures of Halle Berry in Malibu earlier this week, it’s that I was waiting for just the right moment so that everything would be perfect. And that moment is right now.
Ok fine I forgot. Get off your high horse, Mr. Perfect!
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I would throw her into a pit in my den and make her rub lotion on her skin.