Selena Gomez is easily relaxed

By brendon September 17, 2012 @ 8:02 PM


If you’re the photographer who took these pictures of Selena Gomez in a bikini by a pool in Miami today, it’s ok that you didn’t zoom in when she spread her legs, but just so you know, if it happens again, I will find your kids and punch them right in the face. Hard. I don’t like kids anyway to be honest with you.

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(8) Comments

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    The Puppet 09/17/2012 20:55

    I just came twice.
    Once for me and once for Observer.

    Hey, where is everone?
    Hello, is this thing on?

  2. avatar
    The Puppet 09/17/2012 21:01

    I’ll eat, fuck and date that Biever.
    Not in that order.

  3. avatar
    RangerLG 09/18/2012 09:59

    She will be my cum dumpster! Hope she don’t get those hispanic birthing hips. Who am I kidding, I’d still rail her.

  4. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 09/18/2012 10:34

    I bet her clam smells like Bieber batter…
    and Funions

  5. avatar
    LoK 09/18/2012 10:54

    Very nice

  6. avatar
    Pugiron 09/18/2012 11:44

    You forgot to tag this article “belly fat” and “gut”

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 09/18/2012 13:19

    That may be the best picture I have ever seen. Obviously, I am imagining what that perfect little puss looks like.

    Puppet! Clean up your mess in aisle 3!

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    Pottz 09/18/2012 15:47

    I can tell you exactly what it smells like. It smells like 2 vaginas rubbed together. Hers, and Justins.

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