If you’re the photographer who took these pictures of Selena Gomez in a bikini by a pool in Miami today, it’s ok that you didn’t zoom in when she spread her legs, but just so you know, if it happens again, I will find your kids and punch them right in the face. Hard. I don’t like kids anyway to be honest with you.
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