Sophia Vergara wisely rejected a breast reduction


Sofia Vergara was on Katie Courics daytime talk show this week, because apparently that's a thing that exists now, and said she's glad she rejected the advice from her clearly gay or jealous publicist who pressured her to get a breast reduction when she started out in Hollywood. The concern was that her natural 32F breasts were too big, a sentence that is just complete gibberish and makes no sense.

"At the beginning it was hard, and she (my publicist) used to tell me, 'Maybe you should get to a more normal, standard size.'" "(My mom said), 'God is going to punish you, you can't chop your boobs out. It's crazy. All the women are risking their life to get boobs.' So I didn't do it."

Umm... uh, yes. That's right ladies. God hates breast reductions, he was very clear about that. He said, "Thouth with big tittys are the most blessed and wonderful, so why would you want them smaller. What are you, a dyke?"

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