To recap: Jessica Simpson and physically perfect in every way Alessandra Ambrosio both gave birth 5 months ago, in the first week of May, yet Alessandra already looks like this again, while Jessica looks like the car behind her.
(image source of alessandra in la yesterday = fame/flynet)
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It helps if you hyphenate “physically-perfect-in-every-way” so readers know what you’re talking about.
Great pics =-D
Good genetics are underrated. See, that why you ONLY marry (or knock-up, whatevs) skinny chicks because even after babies try to destroy their bodies they still stay thin. That chick you dig may look hot with her hips and ass now but wait until a little demon pops out of her and ruins everything.
Kegels are very important.
Funny shit bro, however I think its a bit distasteful. This chicks job, clearly, is to look fucking great all the time so she better damn right look amazing five months after pissing out a human being. Jessica, on the other hand, has never laid a single claim to being a model (hence her “singing” career”) so its cool if her body takes some time to get rid of the left overs. Hey, its been wanting this for so long and now that its actually achieved said goal her body is figuring things out along the way. Every woman’s’ body reacts differently to pregnancy, did you know that? or were the pee pee and vagina pictures too distracting for you in class? Jessica had a baby..what’s your excuse? (missed a few crumbs there on your keg)
I get it though..you write these posts for laughs, but in this case Im laughing at you, not the post. Its very funny to be stupid, for the right reasons.
This sites awesome though!!!!