This first full trailer for ‘Jack Reacher’ is a little underwhelming, and it really should have kept the name ‘One Shot‘, but it’s directed by the great Christopher McQuarrie and produced by Skydance, which is as close as you can get to a sure thing in Hollywood. It even has Werner Herzog as the villain. Every single person involved with this is smart and really good at making movies, it has to be good.
Still, they probably should have found a way to add that fat little redneck girl Honey Boo-Boo, because most people are morons, and there’s only so much quality one movie can have before that approach backfires.
Wikipedia says: Reacher is 6′ 5″ tall (1.96m) with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 210 and 250 pounds
Tom Cruise is a PERFECT fit
Give me just 5 mins in a room with Cruise. I will beat the scientology, the faggotry and the everything else out of his pipsqueak-wannabe-tough-guy ass. Then I will serve up more of the same to Ashton Kutcher. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetches.
This is the dumbest casting in recent history. I’ve read every Reacher book and Tom Cruise is the antithesis of Jack Reacher. Cruise could’t even reach up to Reacher’s crotch if he tried – and if he did try, Reacher’d kick his teeth in and then break his neck.
Reacher would pop out Tom Cruise, then he’d use his only posession to clean his anus (his toothbrush)
looks gay and faggot
Horrible casting. Just horrible. Fuck you Hollywood.
Stallone as Dredd. Keanu Reeves as Constantine. Will Smith in “I Am Legend”. Is 5-7 Tom Cruise playing a character that’s 6-5 honestly a surprise to anyone?
Hmm He’d be perfect as Jack Reach-around