‘Jack Reacher’ has a new trailer

By brendon October 17, 2012 @ 4:46 PM








This first full trailer for ‘Jack Reacher’ is a little underwhelming, and it really should have kept the name ‘One Shot‘, but it’s directed by the great Christopher McQuarrie and produced by Skydance, which is as close as you can get to a sure thing in Hollywood. It even has Werner Herzog as the villain. Every single person involved with this is smart and really good at making movies, it has to be good.

Still, they probably should have found a way to add that fat little redneck girl Honey Boo-Boo, because most people are morons, and there’s only so much quality one movie can have before that approach backfires.

wwtdd

(6) Comments

  1. l0ki 10/17/2012 17:24

    Wikipedia says: Reacher is 6′ 5″ tall (1.96m) with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 210 and 250 pounds

    Tom Cruise is a PERFECT fit

  2. hostdude99 10/17/2012 18:14

    This is the dumbest casting in recent history. I’ve read every Reacher book and Tom Cruise is the antithesis of Jack Reacher. Cruise could’t even reach up to Reacher’s crotch if he tried – and if he did try, Reacher’d kick his teeth in and then break his neck.

  3. aquanetta jones 10/17/2012 18:32

    Reacher would pop out Tom Cruise, then he’d use his only posession to clean his anus (his toothbrush)

  4. tedujam 10/17/2012 20:34

    Horrible casting. Just horrible. Fuck you Hollywood.

  5. Tylerdurden389 10/17/2012 21:07

    Stallone as Dredd. Keanu Reeves as Constantine. Will Smith in “I Am Legend”. Is 5-7 Tom Cruise playing a character that’s 6-5 honestly a surprise to anyone?

  6. SomeoneluvsU 10/18/2012 10:45

    Hmm He’d be perfect as Jack Reach-around

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