Lindsay Lohan was out drinking with her mom last night, a Tuesday, until about 7am this morning, and that's actually the least fucked up part of this entire story.
After that, they were driven back to the Lohan house in North Merrick, Long Island, and got into a fight that left Lindsay with a cut on her leg and brought "at least four police cars and an emergency service vehicle" to the scene.
"(Lindsay) was yelling "I've had enough of this!' " witness John Scalesi (told the New York Post). Scalesi said he heard the call for service on his police scanner and rushed to Dina Lohan's house to get a look at the 8:15 a.m. action.
Don't act like you wouldn't have a police scanner if you lived next to the Lohans.
A source close to Lindsay said her father, Michael Lohan, called police after his daughter dialed him early Wednesday. (Lindsay) reportedly suffered a cut on her leg when a diamond bracelet was broken in the fight, the source (told the Daily News). The argument was reportedly over whether Lindsay would spent the night at her home or return to a Manhattan hotel.
As always, what happens next is nothing. The police took a domestic incident report but no arrests were made and no charges are expected to be filed.
Hopefully we'll at least found out how bad the fight was. Because if they were both wrestling and their clothes ripped and their tits popped out, that would be a police report I could jack-off too. And whatever, judge me if you want, but what goes on in my house is my business.