Lindsay Lohans dad staged an intervention, wants a conservatorship

By brendon October 22, 2012 @ 1:35 PM

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On Friday, Michael Lohan showed up with Lindsay Lohans “entire team” (which would normally mean her manager, agent, etc. God only knows what it means when dealing with Lohans) for an intervention because Lindsay is getting drunk and high again, but getting drunk and high is fun so instead of sitting through the intervention Lindsay called the cops.

But Michael isn’t giving up on his vague, sure-to-fail plan, and now he’ll ask a judge for a conservatorship over Lindsay, the same thing that helped Britney Spears put her life back together but has no relevance to this because Britneys conservatorship wasn’t run by complete fuck-ups.

Michael has told an attorney, his daughter is in the danger zone … a substance abuser, he says, who is hanging with the wrong group of people, including Dina Lohan.
Michael will meet with lawyers early this week, and there’s one thing he does want — he will NOT become Lindsay’s conservator, because he doesn’t want to run her finances so people will pass it off as a money grab.  We’re told Michael wants the judge to decide who to appoint conservator, but he says it CAN’T be Dina.

This morning I consulted with a trusted legal source (wikipedia), and it said, “a conservatorship may refer to the legal responsibilities over a person who is mentally ill, including those who are psychotic, suicidal, incapacitated or is in some other way unable to make legal, medical or financial decisions on behalf of themselves.”

But does that apply to Lindsay? She’s not crazy, she’s just a dumb cunt. If we’re gonna say drunken white trash whores with daddy issues can’t make decisions on their own, how am I supposed to get laid?

(source = tmz, tmz, radar, wiki)

wwtdd

(7) Comments

  1. avatar
    LoK 10/22/2012 16:14

    Enough, for the love of god, enough with this fucking train wreck

  2. avatar
    aquanetta jones 10/22/2012 18:12

    I wonder what Lindsay had for breakfast

  3. avatar
    aquanetta jones 10/22/2012 18:12

    Probably a semen bicuit

  4. avatar
    aquanetta jones 10/22/2012 18:13

    biscuit….fuck this letter stealing site

  5. avatar
    fabots13 10/22/2012 20:45

    yea, well i’d still do her while there’s still a chance she’d be half concious… but i’d still use 2 conoms

  6. avatar
    Thissiteiswack 10/22/2012 22:09

    Please don’t post anymore articles about this wreck unless they contain naked pictures of her ample bosom.

  7. avatar
    tommything 10/23/2012 06:33

    This girl is SO FUCKED UP and I had such a crush back in the day. SAD PART IS I AM LIKE 10 YRS OLDER THEN HER BUT SHE NOW LOOKS LIKE SHE IS LIKE 47. LINDSAY FUCKED HERSELF UP SO BAD AS SHE DID SO MUCH DAMAGE THAT SHE NOW LOOKS LIKE A 45 YR OLD INSTEAD OF A 25 YR OLD. SAD SAD SAD

    GET YOUR SHIT TOGTHER GIRL…OR GET READY TO WORK AT STOP & SHOP THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

    IM SERIOUS YOUR GOING TO END UP WORKING AT BLOOMIES OR SOMETHING I PROMISE YOU.

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