On Friday, Michael Lohan showed up with Lindsay Lohans "entire team" (which would normally mean her manager, agent, etc. God only knows what it means when dealing with Lohans) for an intervention because Lindsay is getting drunk and high again, but getting drunk and high is fun so instead of sitting through the intervention Lindsay called the cops.
But Michael isn't giving up on his vague, sure-to-fail plan, and now he'll ask a judge for a conservatorship over Lindsay, the same thing that helped Britney Spears put her life back together but has no relevance to this because Britneys conservatorship wasn't run by complete fuck-ups.
Michael has told an attorney, his daughter is in the danger zone ... a substance abuser, he says, who is hanging with the wrong group of people, including Dina Lohan. Michael will meet with lawyers early this week, and there's one thing he does want -- he will NOT become Lindsay's conservator, because he doesn't want to run her finances so people will pass it off as a money grab. We're told Michael wants the judge to decide who to appoint conservator, but he says it CAN'T be Dina.
This morning I consulted with a trusted legal source (wikipedia), and it said, "a conservatorship may refer to the legal responsibilities over a person who is mentally ill, including those who are psychotic, suicidal, incapacitated or is in some other way unable to make legal, medical or financial decisions on behalf of themselves."
But does that apply to Lindsay? She's not crazy, she's just a dumb cunt. If we're gonna say drunken white trash whores with daddy issues can't make decisions on their own, how am I supposed to get laid?