how are Jessica and Ashlee Simpson related again?

By brendon December 28, 2012 @ 5:19 PM


It’s always been hard to believe that Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are sisters, but the differences have become even more exaggerated over the past few years, with Jessica getting fatter and Ashlee aging backwards. She’s almost 30 but she’s so skinny and flat chested that if nothing else she can get acting jobs with the police to lure pedophiles.

(image source of ashlee in hawaii yesterday with her mom = fame/flynet)

(8) Comments

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    SomeoneluvsU 12/28/2012 17:26

    Her emo ex-husband had bigger moobs..

  2. avatar
    Admiral 12/28/2012 18:23

    The answer is, of course, cocaine and cigarettes.

  3. avatar
    j4ck4l 12/28/2012 20:30

    Or a nutrient rich low carb diet and disciplined adherence to a rigorous workout routine.

    Nah, I’m just kidding. What a skank!

  4. avatar
    mslavik 12/29/2012 05:35

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    mslavik 12/29/2012 05:49

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    Gamer 12/30/2012 17:27

    Hey new game superbowl squares for every game – free registration.. I won 100$ amazon gift card –

  7. avatar
    j4ck4l 01/02/2013 13:50

    Boooooooooo! I know celebrities are doing things worth making fun of.

  8. avatar
    Sixofour 01/02/2013 13:52

    No updates in 5 fucking days??? Dude… You need to set up mobile posting features for yourself. How long does it take to write a blog post? 5 minutes. Jesus.

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