Olivia Culpo, a 20-year-old sophomore at Boston University and current Miss Rhode Island, became the first American in 15 years to win the Miss Universe pageant last night, when she… uh… won the Miss Universe pageant.
And of course she won. Look at the neckline on her gown, or on this costume that would be kinda patronizing if a foreigner was wearing it. This girl gets it. I know what people like, and what they like is tits.
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FUCK YEAH RHODE ISLAND!!!!
Until reading this I had no idea beauty pageants were still a thing.
I would fill her belly with so much semen, she wouldn’t look like a skeleton anymore.