Nick Stahl was masturbating in a porn store

By brendon December 28, 2012 @ 4:09 PM

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LA may have almost a murder a day and 1,000 rapes a year, but what they don’t have is grown adults in a store that sells pornography masturbating in private (because it’s better to have them try to memorize the porn and then race home with an erection), but ‘Terminator 3′ star Nick Stahl had to learn the hard way. TMZ says…

LAPD undercover vice officers were conducting a routine check of an adult store in Hollywood around 6PM — and found Stahl alone in a private booth, watching a porno, and committing a “lewd act.”
(He) appeared to be “touching himself” and he was booked for lewd conduct … a misdemeanor.

Honestly, what is the private booth with porn for if not masturbating? Who else would use it? Porn quality control agents?

wwtdd

(5) Comments

  1. teutonic 12/28/2012 16:45

    What massive clusterfuck must a vice cop be guilty of to be tasked with busting into private viewing stalls at the local porn emporium?

  2. SomeoneluvsU 12/28/2012 17:20

    I would think being arrested for viewing pornography in a private viewing booth would be a violation of his first amendment rights…
    (or if he is polishing his”gun” in private, perhaps his 2nd amendment rights)

    But I’ll defer to the constitution scholars on that one.

  3. Admiral 12/28/2012 17:23

    That’s why my porn shop is at home, on my computer. Seriously, with all the internet has to offer, why on Earth would you need to jerk it in a porn shop? Just take your iPad into a bathroom at Starbucks, lock the door, and do it in there.

  4. scallywag 12/29/2012 10:51

    Kids, I’m going to cry not fair. What’s the point of viewing booths if collective heroes like Nick can’t simply relieve themselves and enjoy the heightened affairs taking place there in front of him and the deep recesses of his mind? Isn’t that what booths are there for in the first place? Are we all going to pretend that all people do in such areas is nothing but just view the good shit without committing to the good shit?

    http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/12/oh-really-nick-stahl-busted-masturbating-inside-hollywood-sex-shop/

  5. Szader 12/30/2012 13:40

    Thankfully courageous LA Police Officers such as this one are here to save the rest of us from creepy porn booth masturbaters. Without them, where would our society be? I ask you that! We owe our lives and souls to these great great men and women!

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