nothing is ever Lindsay Lohans fault, part 72

By brendon December 04, 2012 @ 3:26 PM

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After it was reported yesterday that the IRS seized Lindsay Lohans bank accounts to collect unpaid taxes, she was quick to blame everyone else and say none of this is her fault, which was a real surprise unless you’ve ever heard even one thing about Lindsay Lohan. The New York Post says:

A source close to Lohan tells us, “Lindsay is freaking out. And she’s doing what she always does, which is to say it’s not her fault and point the finger at someone else in her team. She says she didn’t know anything about it . . . she’s broke and it’s not her fault.”

And maybe it is unreasonable to assume Lindsay knew how much money she had. I looked it up and there is a formula that says, Spending Money + Never Working = Broke, but I have no idea what it means, that math is over my head too. I’m not Will Hunting for fucks sake.

wwtdd

(5) Comments

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    RD 12/04/2012 15:39

    I’m all for the death penalty on this case. Let’s make an example out of her. You know she’s just going to end up killing herself anyway so let’s just beat her to the punch just as an example for what should happen to all the other Lohans out there.

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    B A Baracus 12/04/2012 16:27

    How much in debt does she have to get before she does ATM?

  3. avatar
    LoK 12/04/2012 16:47

    i remember a website called biohazardbitches she’d be perfect for it

  4. avatar
    travist 12/04/2012 17:54

    what an epic mess of a human being. predicting it here, her next acting role will be on Intervention.

  5. avatar
    WallyBalls 12/05/2012 19:41

    When is this bitch just gonna die already? It would be the last relevant thing she ever does and even that’s a stretch.

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