it seems Jeremy Renner isnt gay after all

By brendon January 16, 2013 @ 6:33 PM


Despite rumors to the contrary, rumors that began even before anyone saw that mustache, Jeremy Renner is apparently not gay, or at least not so gay that he won’t still occasionally have sex with a girl.

Multiple sources confirm to Us that an ex-girlfriend of the actor is due to give birth next month.
“They used to date but it wasn’t serious,” explains one insider, adding that the expectant mom is currently living in Renner’s L.A. home.”
(He) is “being ultra-secretive about it but she has been going on about her life and not hiding it.”

This guy must be smoother than he looks. I can’t even talk my current girlfriend into making me a sandwich, much less my ex-girlfriend into having unprotected sex.

(5) Comments

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    Kristina 01/16/2013 20:44

    I’d let him do things to me.

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    AlronDelzeen 01/16/2013 20:51

    His eyebrows serve as his second and third moustache.

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    Admiral 01/17/2013 14:43

    Renner looks like a toad. How the fuck does he get work in Hollywood?

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    Tylerwoulddefinitelynotapprove 01/17/2013 15:10

    I see he kept up with actually posting shit for two whole days! Congrats! you must be exhausted

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    Hugh G. Rection 01/17/2013 15:16

    If he’s not gay, how does he explain that creepy little mustache? If Snidely Whiplash decided to become a pederast, isn’t that how he’d look?

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