Jessica Alba in a bikini, before and after having a baby

By brendon January 03, 2013 @ 4:02 PM

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That first picture of Jessica Alba bent over in a bikini in Miami is from 2007, you see it all the time, it’s one of the most famous pictures on the internet and has more sentimental value to me than my girlfriend.

The second one is from yesterday, in Mexico, 6 years and a baby later. And she looks pretty much exactly the same. About the only difference is where she puts her scrunchie. That’s fucking amazing. I was gonna post the story out today about how President Obama was kidnapped by terrorists 3 years ago and replaced by a double but this was way more interesting.

(image source = fame/flynet)

wwtdd

(5) Comments

  1. Admiral 01/03/2013 19:44

    The difference is she looks way more pale, which is good! These Hollywood actresses don’t understand that the sun is pumping out solar radiation in many wavelengths, each more sinister than the last.

    That shit will 1.) fuck up your DNA and give you cancer, and 2.) make your skin all wrinkly by breaking down the elasticity between your skin cells.

    Ladies, stay out of the sun for long periods of time! Please! If you’ve got free time, stay inside, out of the sun, and do sexy things with your man – he’ll love you for it, I promise.

  2. SomeoneluvsU 01/03/2013 19:58

    Is “where she puts her scrunchie”
    a euphemism for anal sex?

    Just askin…..

  3. janice221 01/05/2013 17:49

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  4. NedLudd 01/07/2013 20:28

    In all fairness, I’m going to need to properly oil Jessica’s ass and compare to the photograph from 2007. It’s the only way, I’m afraid.

  5. Mando 01/21/2013 19:16

    I can give her a beef injection.

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