Faith Hill is “shockingly” thin now, apparently

By brendon February 15, 2013 @ 3:18 PM

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Every few months, some fat person will write an article about a famous person who is too skinny now, because fat people are real jealous and petty. It’s usually Angelina Jolie but this time it’s Faith Hill based on the way she looked at the Grammy Awards on Sunday. Radar says…

…the 45-year-old’s recent dramatic weight loss had taken a toll on her stunning looks.
“Her neck is extremely gaunt and her clavicles, they are ripping that bodice,” Dr. Fred Pescatore. ?
…nutritional expert Dr. Majid Ali estimates 5’9? Hill’s weight at as low as 115 pounds, and warns: “Her color and general look is good, but she should not go lower.”

Or maybe those Grammy logos are just really chubby and chunky and make her look skinny by comparison, did anyone think of that? Mariah Carey probably does this all the time.

wwtdd

(6) Comments

  1. avatar
    MacDaddy 02/15/2013 15:23

    ‘ehhhh, never liked her anyways.

  2. avatar
    Doo Doo Fresh 02/15/2013 15:32

    Old, tired, blah. I’ve seen better looking moms at the kids soccer games.

  3. avatar
    LoK 02/15/2013 15:55

    Actually, I always liked her

  4. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 02/15/2013 16:10

    She used to be really hot, period. Now she looks really hot for a 55-year old. Except she’s only 45 years old. Oops.

  5. avatar
    PunkA 02/15/2013 16:44

    She’s got Jenna Jamison syndrome. Got too skinny, lost some curves, and lost her hotness.

    Some chicks better with a little weight on them. She needs to add about 15 lbs. Perhaps her tits will come back.

  6. avatar
    sgraf_x 02/15/2013 17:19

    Meth.

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