Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Almost Lost in Fire

By Ellis Red February 26, 2013 @ 4:01 PM

According to Steve Hirsch, the guy who runs Vivid, which own the rights to the Kim K Superstar sex tape featuring Kim Kardashian when she was young and less smart about getting paid upfront for sex, there was a fire in his office over the weekend and the safe containing the master copy of Kim K Superstar nearly burned up.

Thankfully, while the safe singed, the contents were safe. So you can still order new copies of Kim’ sex tape, or watch it on five-finger discount on the web, or just wait ten years to pay Kim $20 to flash her bare yam to you at a strip club.

(13) Comments

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    Doo Doo Fresh 02/26/2013 16:08

    Worst. Sex. Tape. Ever.

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    MacDaddy 02/26/2013 16:08

    do not want

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    tomatojoe 02/26/2013 16:17

    Couldn’t agree more. I’ve watched this horrible excuse of a “sex-tape” once. And by watch, I mean didn’t watch because there is about 30 seconds of actual sex between cutaways to Kim standing in a bathroom.

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    Lick-it 02/26/2013 16:19

    Sucking BBC is a good look for Kimmie…..

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    Ellis Red 02/26/2013 16:33

    Best celebrity sex tape ever? I’m going to say Kendra Wilkinson. Total twit, but it’s 20 minutes of her taking it from her fat high school boyfriend.

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    Lick-it 02/26/2013 16:36

    BEST SEX TAPE EVAH…???????

    Duct tape…

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    Doo Doo Fresh 02/26/2013 16:37

    Ellis – Kendra’s was worth saving to the hard drive. The other one worth stealing and saving was the girl that banged Ashton Kutcher. No shame in showing the clam whatsoever.

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    RangerLG 02/26/2013 17:13

    Watching Octomom play with herself was hotter than watching and hearing this trash. Vivid needs to start saving their vids to the cloud. Actually, most of them are already there.

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 02/26/2013 17:50

    I liked the former Miss America contestant turned wanna-be news woman Allison Williams sex tape. Most of it is her playing with herself or fucking herself with a dildo for the pleasure of some old fat fuck cameraman, but it’s a quality watch.

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    Vichus 02/26/2013 18:55

    Oh. We have. Avoided tragedy. I always want to see that. Cold fish. Being as unsexy as an attractive woman can possibly be.

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    PunkA 02/26/2013 19:52

    The baby is gonna just slide on out. No contractions required. That b!tch has a looser who-ha than the penny slots in Vegas. Drops out as much disease too.

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/26/2013 20:38

    I bet their kid is going to be a down-to-earth doctor in the inner city.

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    nomenclature 02/27/2013 04:33

    Do not worry, her sex tape is still here:

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