Lena Dunham Wants To Bite Anne Hathaway’s Teeth

By Jack February 27, 2013 @ 4:15 PM

Because we all live to hear from her, Lena Dunham has pulled the bear claw out of her mouth long enough to praise Anne Hathaway for her performance at the Oscars. There may be no one alive today more annoying or full of crap than Lena Dunham. The Ewok-like Girls writer is throwing her support behind fellow screeching banshee Anne Hathaway. Many people gave Anne crap for her faux-modesty filled and over rehearsed appearance at the Oscars. A lot of the hate came from women who found both the weight loss she made such a big deal about and her whole demeanor annoying. So, Lena came to her defense Tweeting, “Ladies: Anne Hathaway is a feminist and she has amazing teeth, let’s save our bad attitudes for the ones who aren’t advancing the cause.”

First of all, how the F is Anne Hathaway a feminist? It’s been a while since my Women’s Studies course in college but as far as I can tell starring in movies about fashion magazine secretaries and singing off key doesn’t make her Gloria Steinem. It’s also telling that the only other nice thing Lena can think to say is that Anne has nice teeth. Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that I’m only allowed to be critical of someone with bad dental hygiene. Lena and Anne are part of the same self serving BS Hollywood hypocrisy. Dunham is always talking about how everyone is down on her being naked all the time on Girls and that people shouldn’t make such a big deal about it. But guess who’s calling more attention to her nudity than anyone else? SHE IS! Not only do we have to watch her doughy naked flesh every episode, we also have to hear her blab about it. Same thing with Anne. She starved herself for Les Miserables, even though she was specifically and actively discouraged from doing so by director Tom Hooper. She talks about her dramatic weight loss to anyone who will listen but then turn around and says that people shouldn’t obsesses about that aspect of her performance and that Hollywood encourages women to be too thin? Hey, Princess Diaries, make up your mind.

You know what isn’t feminist, Lena? Talking about your body, (and Anne’s), as if that’s all that’s important about you.

wwtdd

(31) Comments

  1. CgiBinLaden 02/27/2013 16:22

    I think most people refer to it a bear claw, a bear crawler is when the Grizzlies go cave to cave and eat pieces of Timothy Treadwell.

  2. MacDaddy 02/27/2013 16:23

    Who????

  3. Butt Plug 02/27/2013 16:26

    Who cares about this cunt?

    Doesn’t anyone care that Pottz just walked out the door?

    Who’s going to shave my back on Saturday nights?

  4. Doo Doo Fresh 02/27/2013 16:27

    This is like a fucking thesis for a doctorate program. YOU FUCKING SucK!!!!!!!!

  5. RangerLG 02/27/2013 16:30

    Is she dropping a growler or putting in a tampon?

  6. The Mildly Tanned Knight 02/27/2013 16:31

    So a story about something politically correct that Lena Dunham said? You could have just reported that the world continued to rotate yesterday.

    The most unoriginal, uninteresting twat in the known universe. Oh yeah, and seeing a picture of her masturbating ranks right up there with Ed Asner shitting his Depends….

  7. Butt Plug 02/27/2013 16:32

    Who knows?

    Either way, I hope she puts it in a baggie and sends it to a doctor.

    And turn the fucking avatars back on you hacks!

  8. slice 02/27/2013 16:38

    Hey Jack,

    You should put more energy into killing yourself than writing shitty posts. You’re as bright as a bucket of fuck.

  9. thejyav 02/27/2013 16:39

    This post is to the point of being disturbing….it goes from woman hating to psychotic woman hating and yet this Jack, who ever the fuck that is, seems to think he is doing some pro feminism work in the process.

  10. thejyav 02/27/2013 16:40

    BTW I’m not attempting to be PC with this comment…I’m on WWTDD clearly I found Brendon’s sexism very humorous but that’s the point his was funny. This is borderline manifesto.

  11. Butt Plug 02/27/2013 16:51

    I have a feeling his mother gave him cold water enemas when he was a child.

  12. gkline 02/27/2013 16:56

    I actually made it to the end of the first paragraph, but gave up after that. “There may be no one alive today more annoying or full of crap than Lena Dunham.” You’re hot her heels Jack. As are all the other “new guys”.

  13. tomatojoe 02/27/2013 16:59

    Lena Denham and Anne Hathaway. Both have tits. One has tits I actually don’t mind looking at. Instead, I get to look at words.

  14. Butt Plug 02/27/2013 17:14

    So, chick masturbate on the toilet?

    What;s she going to do with that pink curler, heat it up and shove up her ass?

  15. fiddlebom 02/27/2013 17:18

    Jack, seek therapy. You are neither funny nor relevant.

  16. D. Znuts 02/27/2013 17:24

    Whoooooooooooa this site has gone even further downhill.

  17. EndThisAlready 02/27/2013 17:43

    It is actually catapulting further daily. Been coming here for years at least entertained, but the shitty, hack writing here is disgusting. This place officially has the luster of a turd without being cleverly disguised in sarcastic wit anymore. The only reason you know there’s multiple writers for real is because only some of them have the grammatical errors of a one eyed junior high dropout trying to write a paper while getting punched in his one good eye. DIAF wwtdd

  18. TheBlackReturns 02/27/2013 18:10

    I played beruit(beer-pong) with Anne Hathaway at Vassar. True story.

  19. Lick-it 02/27/2013 18:35

    Tomato Joe…@16:59……

    …you are an incisive analyst……..please apply for the WWTDD open position……PRONTO…..

  20. MeatJohnDoe 02/27/2013 18:39

    Easy, fellas. I thought this was a good post. Worthy of Brend0n (if he took a bunch of weed and ritalin and got all thoughtful and introspective). Plus, any post that pokes at those ignorant gasbag feminists is a good one.

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