Now You: Beach Or Mountains

November 11, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Now’s the time of the year when those of us not getting smoked out of our mansions in sunny SoCal start daydreaming about escaping the cold weather. I love going to the beach, and I also love going to... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Six Months Sober, Blames Doctors For Addiction

October 29, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Louie Anderson's secret drag persona Lena Dunham is flying through her Rolodex of sad girl attention grabbers at a pace that makes Amy Schumer seem measured. Hallmark can barely keep up with the demand for cards celebrating the anniversaries of Dunhams'... READ MORE

The World Revolves Around Lena Dunham’s Hospital Bush

October 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

One of the most freeing realizations we can have as humans is that everyone has pain. Be it physical, emotional, financial, etc. This knowledge alleviates the pressure to convince others of our own suffering. It's a given. Life sucks for... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Flashes Brad Pitt

October 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"It made sense in the moment." READ MORE

Lena Dunham Boycotting Hotness While Naked On The Shower Floor

September 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Lena Dunham is spiraling – if she was ever unspiraled – but her avid obese disfigured pancakesexual supporters will be the last to know. They’re mistaking her lapses in mental stability for bravery. Case in point, this picture of Lena... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Slamming The Fat Shaming Sweatshirt She Created

September 14, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  What a tangled web we weave when we’re fat. In an effort to combat online bullying with a searing droll statement crop sweatshirt, Lena Dunham has revealed herself to be even more of a stupid cow than we... READ MORE

Now You: iPhone vs. Android

September 7, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  My dad always says that you can judge a man by his shoes, his cigar, and his car. He enjoys talking like he’s in a mental ward during The Great Depression. In 2018, you can add a cell phone... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Posts Nude Photos To Celebrate Hysterectomy Anniversary

August 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  View this post on Instagram   Today is National Leathercraft Day, National Relaxation Day and National Lemon Merengue Pie Day. It’s also the 9 month anniversary of my hysterectomy. I’ve never celebrated the 9 month anniversary of anything... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Shares List Of Baby Names

August 14, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, Lena Dunham looks not horrifying in the picture above, and it’s pretty disconcerting. If we can’t rely on Dunham to look like a halfheartedly trans Pillsbury Doughboy, what can we rely on? Dunham being a psycho ex-girlfriend,... READ MORE

Oh Jesus. Lena Dunham Has Something To Say About Her Former Sexy Self

July 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"On the left: 138 pounds, complimented all day and propositioned by men and on the cover of a tabloid about diets that work. Also, sick in the tissue and in the head and subsisting only on small amounts of... READ MORE