Lena Dunham’s Ex-girlfriend’s Life “Reduced To Dumb Hetero Normative Gossip”

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Corrections and clarifications: In the article “Lena Dunham Single” we mistakingly identified Jack Antonoff as a man. He is in fact a strong powerful woman. Thanks for your understanding. So, yeah, Lena Dunham can now hunker down with her best and closest friends Ben & Jerry while crying over the five-hour-long BBC Pride & Prejudice, […]

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Time’s Up For Lena Dunham

January 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lena Denham looked like Louie Anderson in Demi Moore drag while attending the HBO Official Golden Globe Awards After Party last night in Los Angeles, and yes, she wore black! The 75th Annual Golden Globes proved that assault and inequality are no match for fashion-forward protesting, as pretty much every actress wore black to further […]

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Open Post: Which Celebrity Needs To Go In 2018?

December 29, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Time to choose. And picking multiple celebrities only earns you bitch points. Have a come to Jesus and let us know which one celebrity 2018 could do without. There are no right answers, but if you pick Jessica Chastain, you are correct. 

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Lena Dunham: And I Helped!

December 7, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham is the equivalent of that little attention whore in the Shake ‘n Bake commercial swooping in at the last minute to take credit for something gross in the new piece from the New York Times. The spokesperson for straight women, straight men, gay women, gay men, black people, Latinos, anyone under thirty-five, anyone over thirty-five, birds, bees, frogs, oranges, and staplers, but not rape victims, claims to have warned Clinton’s campaign peeps of Weinstein’s reputation as the double-stuffed Don Juan of Hollywood hotel rooms. 

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Open Post: Who Would You Rather The World Turn Against: Lena Dunham Or Amy Schumer?

November 24, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you’ve read the news recently, you’ll know that Lean Dunham’s reputation as the liberal crusader for women, fat women, ugly women, black women, black men, the LGBT community, anyone under thirty-five, cats, birds, house plants, and amoebas is in jeopardy after she victim shamed a Girls writer claiming to be sexually assaulted by a male Girls employee and friend of Dunham’s. An article in The Washington Post even equates Dunham to Kellyanne Conway. Ha. Ha. Ha. 

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Lena Dunham Defends Her Guy Friend Against Teen Female Rape Accuser

November 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This unmasking of Lena Dunham has been a shock to some number of followers who inexplicably didn’t see her as a self-entitled, self-important, self-involved rich chick blowhard previously.

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Lena Dunham’s Tits Are Her “Art Doofus”

October 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Giant ball of fun, I mean, giant ball of privilege, elitism, and hilariously distributed fat deposits, Lena Duhman has moved on from feeling sexually rejected by Harvey Weinstein to dredging up hard feelings against Seth MacFarlane for his 2013 Oscars boob song. Anybody who’s anybody in this town has been raped by Weinstein, and those left out are starting to feel the sting.

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Lena Dunham Victim Of Fertility Industrial Complex For Kylie Jenner

September 25, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham revealed on Twitter that her friends all have busted vaginas, which isn’t too surprising considering I assume all her friends had their lady parts replaced with Coexist bumper stickers to protest the thing during the thing. The most feminist Ziggy impersonator around has always claimed to embrace both high and low culture – to make her approachable, I guess, though no one’s approaching – and isn’t above getting in on the buzz surrounding the paycheck baking in Kylie Jenner’s uterus.

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Lenny Dykstra Slides Into Lena Dunham’s DMs

September 11, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lenny Dykstra is the last of a dying breed. When celebrities and sports stars watch their mouth on social media, the outfielder isn’t afraid to catch whatever comes his way. It’s all about making a play at the end of the day. Lenny’s ready to take one for the team.

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Open Post: Lena Dunham’s 73 Questions Will Give You Diarrhea

September 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham manages to out Lena Dunham herself with her participation in Vogue’s 73 Questions series. It’s legitimately unwatchable, and those of you willing to brave more than ten seconds will be treated to diarrhea. Headaches. Dizziness. SARS. Hives. Bird flu. Death. Let us know in the comments if you were about to get through any of the video and what Lena line eventually did you in. 

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