Oh Jesus. Lena Dunham Has Something To Say About Her Former Sexy Self

July 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"On the left: 138 pounds, complimented all day and propositioned by men and on the cover of a tabloid about diets that work. Also, sick in the tissue and in the head and subsisting only on small amounts of... READ MORE

Georgia May Foote in the Backdoor and Crap Around the Web

June 1, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kick off your weekend with these hot links including Emma Stone hanging with Jennifer Aniston's ex, Dua Lipa's nips, and five of cinema's sexiest threesomes! READ MORE

Thank You Jesus – Lena Dunham’s Ex Jack Antonoff Dating Model

March 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In the words of an ugly Canadian – Thank you disillusionment, Thank you frailty, Thank you consequence. Lena Dunham’s Ex Jack Antonoff is a Brooklyn hipster body positive gender neutral semi-man piece of shit, and would never buy into labels... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Thinks We Don’t Deserve Her Truth

March 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Here's a thought Lena. Maybe we don't want it. People continue to give Lena Dunham a platform sizable enough to accommodate her proportions and ego, and while attending SXSW, the thirty-one-year-old Girls alum bombarded attendees at a panel about having... READ MORE

Wormtail Goes Topless On Instagram

February 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Voldemort’s number one henchman Wormtail made a surprise appearance at the Athena Film Festival to bestow J.J. Abrams the Leading Man Award during a special event. Wormtail sported his frumpy best from the “Egg Shape” collection at JoS. A.... READ MORE

Lena Dunham’s Ex-girlfriend’s Life “Reduced To Dumb Hetero Normative Gossip”

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Corrections and clarifications: In the article “Lena Dunham Single” we mistakingly identified Jack Antonoff as a man. He is in fact a strong powerful woman. Thanks for your understanding. So, yeah, Lena Dunham can now hunker down with her... READ MORE

Time’s Up For Lena Dunham

January 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lena Denham looked like Louie Anderson in Demi Moore drag while attending the HBO Official Golden Globe Awards After Party last night in Los Angeles, and yes, she wore black! The 75th Annual Golden Globes proved that assault and... READ MORE

Open Post: Which Celebrity Needs To Go In 2018?

December 29, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Time to choose. And picking multiple celebrities only earns you bitch points. Have a come to Jesus and let us know which one celebrity 2018 could do without. There are no right answers, but if you pick Jessica Chastain, you are... READ MORE

Lena Dunham: And I Helped!

December 7, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham is the equivalent of that little attention whore in the Shake 'n Bake commercial swooping in at the last minute to take credit for something gross in the new piece from the New York Times. The spokesperson for... READ MORE

Open Post: Who Would You Rather The World Turn Against: Lena Dunham Or Amy Schumer?

November 24, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you've read the news recently, you'll know that Lean Dunham's reputation as the liberal crusader for women, fat women, ugly women, black women, black men, the LGBT community, anyone under thirty-five, cats, birds, house plants, and amoebas is in... READ MORE