Miss Teen Delaware Is An Inspiration To Us All

By Steve G. February 27, 2013 @ 2:31 PM

They say any kind of publicity is good publicity, so it kind of shocks the hell out of me that people are saying this sex tape going to ruin the career of the Miss Teen Delaware.

First of all, lets be honest, she didn’t have one and wasn’t going to have a successful one anyway - she’s a woman. Secondly, she won an award for being hot and now she’s moving on to the only logical career for women who are hot – getting things shoved into them from behind. If anything she is an inspiration to the next generation of beauty pageant sluts looking to make a quick buck and that’s what I look for most in my Miss Teens. So I wouldn’t get too down on myself Melissa King; Jayden James is holding casting calls for Fuck My Tits 8 and there are far worst ways to make a buck.

(26) Comments

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    Tipped 02/27/2013 19:52

    https://twitter.com/bearsaremean Brendan’s twitter account

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    God Hath Spoken 02/27/2013 19:55

    worse, not worst you stupid fucking canadian.

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    Al Bundy 02/28/2013 02:37

    This story basically wrote itself for a funny comment….yet …..(WOOSH)…….swing and miss.

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    Al Bundy 02/28/2013 02:53

    This is actually a good thing for her. She could be financially set for life. She can sign a big contract with Vivid with the “She’s Miss Delaware” gimmick. And she can also make a lot of money stripping after her Miss Delaware porn career starts.

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    custard 02/28/2013 07:18

    You are not funny.

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    giselle 02/28/2013 10:45

    this site is atrocious now. I’m a woman and I found Brendon’s misogyny funny- .he was misogynistic towards dumb girls acting like dumb girls, never to women in general. This guy saying “she was never going to have a career in the first place- she’s a woman” is so low brow humor that it’s not even humor at all. It’s such a tasteless comment that he makes every other comment on here seem witty and scholarly-like. I can’t believe this site would hire him. You have alienated a real fan of this site and I’m sure will continue to lose many other loyal female followers. I’m surprised at how fast and low the quality of this site has dropped in a matter of days. Never going on here again.

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