Rihanna Needs To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

By Mystery Writer February 06, 2013 @ 11:44 AM


Having already proven that he’s a violent egomaniac, Chris Brown would now like you to feel sorry for him. His life, which he now literally describes as hell, is all fucked because everybody won’t just ignore the endless string of awful shit he does.

Im a human being and I honestly think I deserve respect Im sick of being accused … Im tired yall Just don’t understand Ive been going through this sh*t since I was 19 years old .. You cant sit here and tell me to calm down, when am I gonna get a positive outcome out of anything I do?

Alright, we all agree Chris Brown is one of the shittiest people on Earth. Rihanna, however, walks around practically naked all the time and positively influences young people on her Instagram with inspirational messages and blunt smoking. It’s going to be a real shame for all those 13 year old moms when their role model turns up beaten to death in a Ferrari.

- MW

(Image Source – Pacific Coast News, Splash News)

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    Pvt Slackjawed 02/06/2013 12:32

    Welcome back to Tyler, Jackass!! Prepare to be slandered, like the old days. xoxo Slack

  2. avatar
    slice 02/06/2013 14:27

    Stop fucking posting this shit MW. You’re not funny and also terrible at writing. Just shut this shit down.

  3. avatar
    deevs 02/13/2013 22:22

    Worst parent nightmare ever:

    A. Your daughter dresses 1/2 as skanky as Rihana

    B. Your daughter dates a scumbag piece of shit like Chris Brown

    … or C for your youngsters– “I have a daughter!?”

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