sorry Kate Upton. Not gonna happen.

By brendon February 13, 2013 @ 4:58 PM

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Kate Upton is doing her best to promote her second cover for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and she looks great doing it, but there’s no way anyone really goes out and buys a copy of this, is there? Any kid under 12 hacked Time Warner and set up a real-time live-feed from the actual photoshoots 4 months ago, and any adult looks like a lonely pervert. Every ad in this thing must be for lube and eHarmony.

(image source of kate last night in new york = getty, wenn)

wwtdd

(3) Comments

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    LoK 02/13/2013 17:08

    I’d rather drink Kate Upton’s pee than Ke$ha’s

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    Admiral 02/14/2013 03:15

    With the internet and it’s boundless free porn, who would want to pay to look at clothed women, aside from maybe fashion enthusiasts?

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    MacDaddy 02/14/2013 12:20

    I’ll only get that issue if Kate delivers it to me personally. And I hope she expects to stay awhile!

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