sorry Kate Upton. Not gonna happen.


Kate Upton is doing her best to promote her second cover for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and she looks great doing it, but there's no way anyone really goes out and buys a copy of this, is there? Any kid under 12 hacked Time Warner and set up a real-time live-feed from the actual photoshoots 4 months ago, and any adult looks like a lonely pervert. Every ad in this thing must be for lube and eHarmony.

(image source of kate last night in new york = getty, wenn)

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