this might be why Alec Baldwin is always so cranky

By brendon February 20, 2013 @ 2:50 PM


I’m not even gonna google how old Ireland Baldwin is now because I doubt I want the answer, but the daughter of Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin flew in to New Orleans last night, and if my daughter looked like this I’d probably be on edge all the time just like Alec.

Obviously every parent wants an attractive child, and if it’s a girl they want her to be pretty but Jesus Christ let’s not get carried away. Not THIS hot. A solid 8 that’s funny would be fine. Not some skinny blonde that literally hundreds of dudes will try to drug and rape. And that’s just while she’s in the New Orleans airport.

(image source = pacific coast)

(14) Comments

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    RangerLG 02/20/2013 15:27

    I think any female spawn of Kim Bassinger is an automatic 7 minimum.

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/20/2013 15:30

    It would be funny if she dated a guy 20 years older. It’s not like he could say anything. It would also be cool if she had a kid, it could be friends with alec’s New kid.

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    LoK 02/20/2013 15:33

    too bad Christie Brinkley’s daughter wasn’t so lucky…eh, Heather Locklear’s and Kim Basinger’s daughters, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad I guess.
    …and she’s 17

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    Doo Doo Fresh 02/20/2013 16:31

    Itd be worth spending a couple years in jail to lap at that pussy like a thirsty dog on a hot summer day.

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    DoubleDose 02/20/2013 16:35

    Yes she is ridiculously hot. Seems cool on twitter too. These are some recent hot pics

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    NautiusMaximus08 02/20/2013 16:45

    Sorry, but I did a Google image search for Ireland Baldwin & she looks MUCH better with sunglasses on.

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/20/2013 17:30

    Nice link double. In less than a year I can comment on how nice that firm ass is. Who lets their teen daughter go to the beach in a thong?

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    LoK 02/20/2013 17:37

    A hollywood parent and then they criticize the people that took the pics and then the dudes that jerk it to the pics

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    Canadian 02/20/2013 18:29

    She’s pedo approved now show some damn bikini pics. :)

  10. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 02/20/2013 21:16

    Pedo Bear says, “I heartily endorse these pics”!

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    gkline 02/21/2013 09:52

    Alec Baldwin isn’t cranky. He’s a douchebag.This the kid from the “rude, thoughtless, little pig” quote. What a guy. Yeah, he should run for office, he’d fit right in. Maybe Obama can make him Czar of Child Development. After all, it’s worked so well putting a tax cheat in charge of the Treasury.

  12. avatar
    LoK 02/21/2013 11:27

    One day you’ll all look at the world us actors created and say, “wow, good going, fag. You really made the world a better place, didntcha, fag?”

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    Burbank 02/21/2013 20:03

    If we’re at all lucky, she’ll go off her meds and start doing porn like Fishburne’s daughter did…

  14. avatar
    dj techsys 02/22/2013 16:37

    Burbank has the right idea

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