Ali Landry Is Pregnant Again

By Travis March 07, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Ali Landry has never done much to actually be considered famous, other than win Miss USA, star in a Doritos commercial and marry the guy who played Slater on Saved by the Bell for a whopping two weeks. But people still talk about her because she’s ridiculously gorgeous. And her husband is well aware of how good she looks, because he can’t seem to keep his pants on around her.

The one-time Eve star is expecting her third child, a boy, with hubby Alejandro Monteverde, E! News has exclusively confirmed.

The newest addition to the family will join a big, bouncing brood: The couple also has a 5-year-old daughter, Estela Ines, and a 1-year-old son, Marcelo Alejandro. (E!)

Monteverde is a Mexican director, but he doesn’t really direct movies that often. You can’t blame him, though, because if you’re married to Ali Landry, you’re probably just going to want to stay home and have sex with her 24/7. He probably has an online chat group called “Men with 39-Year Old Wives”, but it’s a trick because he just posts pictures of Landry with “BOOM, SUCK IT, PUSSIES”.

wwtdd

(10) Comments

  1. Doo Doo Fresh 03/07/2013 11:25

    I would smash that the same way a looter in a riot smashes a store front window.

  2. EndThisAlready 03/07/2013 11:35

    So you want to beat her with a brick? Sure she’s not the best out there but hardly fit for a bricking.

  3. Doo Doo Fresh 03/07/2013 11:49

    The force that my penis would generate while hitting her pussy would probably feel like a cinder block.

  4. Al Bundy 03/07/2013 11:58

    “BOOM, YOU SUCK TRAVIS”.

  5. stevebr 03/07/2013 12:35

    Been lurking here for a long time and feel the need to state this.
    Brendon was good but he is gone now… he’s moved on. If anyone doesn’t like that, then they should move on as well as well. The people that come on here trashing the new writers…WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE if the writing is so bad? If you watch a tv show and determine it sucks, do you keep watching it week after week? No, you’ll prob just look for something else to watch.
    Give the new writers a break and the site some time to weed out the good writers from the bad…
    Go ahead you can all trash me now.

  6. NeverBrook 03/07/2013 20:36

    I keep reading cause i can’t believe that this many people write this terrible. You can’t lie, it is terrible and hackneyed. The jokes are the equivalent of my senile Granddad yelling at me to pull his finger. He thinks it is funny, but it isn’t. I keep reading hoping that we are being punked and the real replacement for Brendon is going to show up. It is that simple.

  7. roblowe69 03/07/2013 20:50

    Terrible is an understatement. Look at the second sentence of the second paragraph and try to diagram it. How many commas are appropriate in one sentence? And the writer grossly fails to convey whatever the hell he’s trying to say. Brendon wasn’t good; he was great. These “writers” are trashing what he created because somehow someone somewhere got the better of him, and obtained control of his blog. Look at the bullshit advertising all over everywhere when you open anything. WWTDD was once about content; now it’s about making money off of garbage ads surrounding terrible writing and rehashed photos from other websites.

    The first time I saw Britney Spears’ vagina was on WWTDD. The first time I saw Lindsay Lohan’s vagina was on WWTDD. I learned that Michael Jackson died from WWTDD. Now, Ali Landry’s pregnancy surrounded by stock photos passes for content – so long as you have to click through the Bud Light Platinum advertisements. Absolute garbage.

  8. Al Bundy 03/07/2013 23:49

    >Give the new writers a break and the site some time to weed out the good writers from the bad<

    Give the new writers a break and the site some time to weed out the horrible writers from the horrific…

    (FIXED)

  9. ChristPopsicle 03/08/2013 01:35

    Like watching a car crash in slow motion, but instead of a car crash, it is the holocaust

  10. perfectpeeps 03/14/2013 22:51

    damn it, I cant masturbate over pregnant celebs

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