Open Post: Beast Details Getting Mounted While Pregnant

February 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Beast Kardashian just went into detail about having sex while pregnant and it’s just as disturbing and ungodly and frankly amoral as you would think. I’m finally coming forward with my story. I have been sexually molested by Khloé’s description of preggers sex. Check it out and let us know where she touched you in the […]


Kylie Jenner Hides Stomach Casserole In First Post-Baby Pic

February 13, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Purchased bot followers everywhere are rejoicing now that their queen Kylie Jenner is finally back on Instagram after she took a hiatus to focus on the antichrist stewing in her ovaries. But it’s probably going to be a while until Kylie the pornstar is back in action now that her not-even-able-to-legally-drink twenty-year-old body has been ripped […]


Ali Landry Is Pregnant Again

March 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ali Landry has never done much to actually be considered famous, other than win Miss USA, star in a Doritos commercial and marry the guy who played Slater on Saved by the Bell for a whopping two weeks. But people still talk about her because she’s ridiculously gorgeous. And her husband is well aware of […]


Kate Middleton Is Having A Girl

March 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Royal Family does absolutely nothing when it comes to running the United Kingdom, but they have a shit ton of money, so they get to pretend that crowns and robes still mean something over there. English people eat it up, too, because if Prince William was just Bill the accountant he’d probably have to […]


this is Jeremy Renners secret pregnant girlfriend

January 24, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

“Formerly secret” might have been a better way to put that but here she is, the mystery women that apparently not gay Jeremy Renner got pregnant; a 22-year-old model from Vancouver named Sonni Pacheco. Although she doesn’t look very pregnant in these pictures. What’s that all about ? Jeremy should tie her to a rock […]


Kim Kardashian wont sell pictures of her baby (except for more money)

January 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It was very much out of character when Kim Kardashian reportedly turned down 3 million dollars for the first pictures of the baby she’s having with Kanye West, but very much in character now that it seems she did so because she’s holding out for more money. …the longer they wait the better, because Kris Jenner […]


Princess Kate is pregnent

December 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Royal Family announced today that Kate Middleton, who married Prince William in April of 2011, is expecting her first child. It’s still early on in her pregnancy, but she was admitted to a hospital in London today for morning sickness and also because she does tons of whippets. Like, 50 a day. Bitch has […]


is Megan Fox pregnant or not?

June 8, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Star was the first to report that Megan Fox was pregnant back in March, and E! said the same a month later, but she’s never publicly addressed it either way, so make what you will of these pictures of her leaving a nail salon in Studio City yesterday. She certainly looks like she could be […]


Megan Fox doesn’t look pregnant

April 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Though E! says today that an exclusive source has confirmed that Megan Fox is pregnant, you certainly wouldn’t know it by looking at her 4 days ago in Los Feliz when she went to dinner with her husband Brian Austin Green. And if I’m willing to use “Oh whatever, so how come she doesn’t look […]


Megan Fox might be pregnant

March 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Megan Fox is reportedly pregnant for the first time with her husband of two years, Brian Austin Green, though this comes from Star who I swear will occasionally say random things only so they can gloat about later if by some miracle they stumble ass backwards into being correct. Her most recent paparazzi pictures were […]