Amanda Bynes has been the 7-Up to Lindsay Lohan’s Sprite for the past year or so, except while Lindsay has tried desperately to convince people she can still act, Amanda just said, “Fuck it” and retired to a life of being crazy on Twitter. Last week, she was apparently feeling nostalgic, as she Tweeted a hot picture of herself from a 2010 issue of Maxim or Stuff or whatever, when she was ranked No. 44 out of the top 50 female celebrities that old men would go to jail for.
And while 44 out of 50 is nothing to brag about, it at least inspired Amanda to get a makeover and try to recapture that “Yeah, I guess” feeling we once had for her. Except, when she was driving to the beauty salon, she took a wrong turn on Hooker Avenue and wound up in a dumpster outside of Pam Anderson’s house.
Maybe she’s just playing some elaborate prank on us like Andy Kaufman or Joaquin Phoenix, but this one better at least end in full frontal.