Amanda Bynes Looks Different

By Travis March 11, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Amanda Bynes has been the 7-Up to Lindsay Lohan’s Sprite for the past year or so, except while Lindsay has tried desperately to convince people she can still act, Amanda just said, “Fuck it” and retired to a life of being crazy on Twitter. Last week, she was apparently feeling nostalgic, as she Tweeted a hot picture of herself from a 2010 issue of Maxim or Stuff or whatever, when she was ranked No. 44 out of the top 50 female celebrities that old men would go to jail for.

And while 44 out of 50 is nothing to brag about, it at least inspired Amanda to get a makeover and try to recapture that “Yeah, I guess” feeling we once had for her. Except, when she was driving to the beauty salon, she took a wrong turn on Hooker Avenue and wound up in a dumpster outside of Pam Anderson’s house.

Maybe she’s just playing some elaborate prank on us like Andy Kaufman or Joaquin Phoenix, but this one better at least end in full frontal.

(4) Comments

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    LoK 03/11/2013 10:30

    Goddammit! what the fuck did she do to herself?

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    Admiral 03/11/2013 11:17

    This is what too much alcohol and prescription drugs do to you. It turns you into a drag queen.

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    LoK 03/11/2013 11:20

    she looks worse than Jenna Jameson

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    tulmkr 03/12/2013 10:20

    think she’s going for the LaToya/Nicki look. just needs a few more cum stains.

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