Amanda Bynes Back To Being Crazy

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amanda Bynes is the model example of everything that can go wrong with a child star.  Any female celebrity openly asking a musician to “murder her vagina” in front of millions of followers has lost their sanity as well as self-respect.


Amanda Bynes Announces Return (VIDEO)

June 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After three years cloistered at the Southern California Fashion Institute, Amanda Bynes proudly declared herself three years sober. Also she knows how to sew and make patterns. Any recovering addict knows better than to rank their accomplishments.


Nickelodeon Looking to Finish The Job

April 21, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Nickelodeon isn’t done with Amanda Bynes. The network that exploited an 11-year-old then ran for cover when their unstable creation detonated in 2012 wants to brainstorm a new show with Bynes. The now 31-year-old has presumably found stability.


Amanda Bynes Breast Recovery And Shit Around The Web

December 2, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Baby eating crazy former child star Amanda Bynes still looks nuts, but her tits are out. So less nuts by the gentleman’s standard. Behold her tight low cut dress. (TMZ) Greek beauty Maria Menounos gives us a peek at her melons. (Last Men On Earth) Tove Lo likes to show her tits to her audience […]


Amanda Bynes Is Out, I Mean, Back

July 24, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The media world is declaring Amanda Bynes healthy since she made her way to a fashion show in Los Angeles without lighting her hair extensions on fire and using them to incinerate Hmong babies. That seems like a low bar. I’m still hiding the sharp objects when she comes to dinner. You’re not rooting for […]


Amanda Bynes Is Cured!

December 26, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to somebody who knows the cousin of Amanda Bynes’ mom’s Peet’s Coffee barista, Amanda is off her meds and doing fantastic. As evidence of such, Amanda has dyed her hair black and announced plans to enroll at USC, much to the chagrin of her hairdresser and the USC admissions board who had no idea […]


Amanda Bynes Sleeping in Malls and Shooting Selfies

November 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Being street crazy isn’t the same in Hollywood. You grab a couple Z’s at the Beverly Center, throw back some vegan Mediterranean on The Strip, a few selfies to fancy up your bipolar Twitter rants, and it’s still only ten in the morning. Plenty of time to figure out how to get your hands on […]


Amanda Bynes Pounding the Watermelon Like Crazy

November 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amanda Bynes has been hitting up Mel’s Diner every afternoon for the past several days ordering nothing but bowls of cut up watermelon. That’s not even close to the oddest actress diet in the neighborhood, but when you’ve just been released from a psychiatric hold, people are going to notice the fruit thing. Amanda’s beleaguered […]


Lena Dunham Is A Psychiatrist And Shit Around The Web

October 15, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham has once again made something she has nothing to do with all about her. She’s weighing in on the whole Amanda Bynes issue. Lena’s well versed in the psychiatric sciences since her naked lumpy character on Girls went crazy. I hope Amanda Bynes eats her. Read Lena’s diagnosis and prescription for Amanda. (The […]


Amanda Bynes Returns to Rubber

October 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you’re crazy, there’s no such thing as down time. Over the weekend, Amanda Bynes recanted her child molestation charges, blamed her misguided allegations on a microchip placed in her head, and flew back to Los Angeles where she was tricked into a town car he thought was taking her to see a stage revue […]