Tall hot girls from Florida always seem to end up marrying tawdry older real estate dudes who bang their secretaries when their wife is out at Pilates (men really are like that, the rumors are true). Project Runway model Brittany Oldehoff has a few years yet before her intergenerational marriage and inevitable messy divorce ensues, in which time she’s going to make a shit ton of hot videos and photo spreads, showing off what the Good Lord gave her. As it should be.
Here’s Brittany in FHM this month squeezing her own boobs. Girls who squeeze their own boobs are much hotter than girls who do not. Note to girls who want to look hot, squeeze your own boobs.
So, “tawdry” is on your “365 New Words-A-Year Page-A-Day 2013 Desk Calendar” for today?
If we can see her pictures in a magazine, why would we come here to look? This blog was never intended to be a giant advertisement, which it has become. Your commentary is neither insightful nor humorous. The sophomoric prose may entertain a few junior high readers, but it undoubtedly falls gravely flat compared to the former writer.
Bring him back, or give up.
I have no idea what that post was about.