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Courtney Stodden Wears a Hat to Hide the Jizz Around Her Eyes

March 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Courtney Stodden wants so badly to be famous. She came to Hollywood as a third stage stripper turned 16-year old naive country girl and married the biggest celebrity she could find, that squat old dude from the crappy seasons of Lost. Courtney proceeded to spread her legs and wait for fame to enter. She’s still waiting.

Courtney’s now in Plan B mode. Show as much skin in public as possible. A disciple of the Shauna Sand school of attention getting, Courtney is likely headed down Shauna’s same path, a Stargate littered with spent condoms, tales of sexist injustice, and one of the Lamas boys buried up inside her crank.

I could be wrong, but I bet when Courtney sits down with her psychic, the crystal ball illuminates Lamas cock and a girl crying about her decision to leave school in the seventh grade.

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