Dennis Rodman BFFs With Kim Jong-Un?

By Jack March 01, 2013 @ 4:32 PM

Formally famous basketball star Dennis Rodman just got back from North Korea. Yeah, that North Korea. He went on a trip sponsored by Vice magazine, HBO, and, (bizarrely), The Harlem Globetrotters. The cross-dressing, obnoxious, Rodman hung out with ruthless third generation dictator Kim Jong-Un. He said of the boy despot, “You have a friend for life“. Fucking really? The horrible thug that keeps his people in abject poverty and threatens to destroy the U.S. while he whacks himself off below camera? Sure, Rodman was once a great player but even then I wondered if his abilities were worth how thoroughly annoying he was. Why, of all basketball stars, they chose this chunk of dick cheese is beyond me.

Maybe there’s nothing wrong with reaching out to an enemy to try and keep the crap from going down. Still, his bromance with Kim Jong-Un is all kinds of messed up. This guy is possibly the most dangerous person on Earth. The North Koreans keep testing nuclear bombs and shaking their fists at us. Rodman was wined and dined by the commie a-holes with lavish feasts while people outside were dying of starvation. What a dick. Jong-Un is not a person that any loyal American should want as “a friend for life”. I’m not going to go so far as to call Rodman a traitor, just a-hole.

wwtdd

(10) Comments

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    Doo Doo Fresh 03/01/2013 16:37

    He and Jane Fonda should be burned at the stake. Along with whomever decided to post this stupid topic.

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    tomatojoe 03/01/2013 16:43

    Oh no! North Korea can make a nuke? Who gives a fuck, they can’t miniaturize it and put it on a rocket.

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 03/01/2013 16:44

    Rodman’s not an a-hole, he’s just literally so dumb that his IQ is single digits above being considered mentally retarded. He’s like Forest Gump’s slightly dumber brother (with a gun).

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    Shibby9386 03/01/2013 16:53

    Fuck this dumb ass site. I would visit daily but the writing recently is fucking awful. Bring back Brandon or abandon the site you fucking leeches.

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    Da Bunk 03/01/2013 17:34

    More surprising: Kim likes black people

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    fatOLDwhiteGUY 03/01/2013 20:13

    “Formally famous basketball star Dennis Rodman…” Formally famous? So, he’s renowned for his tuxedos and tophats?

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    woody 03/01/2013 22:04

    No one that logs onto this site gives a FUCK about Dennis Rodman or Kim Jung Fuk
    you pathetic fucking losers.

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    JohnnyUtah 03/01/2013 23:22

    Rodman is obviously working as an undercover agent for the CIA. Jesus, have you guys not seen the movie Double Team? Its all there on IMDb.

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    Da Bunk 03/02/2013 16:08

    @woody pull out your tampon

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    redneckwordsofwisdom 03/03/2013 04:24

    When I first started coming to this site regularly, I remember thinking, “This is really funny and I love the sarcastic wit. BUT, I sure wish they would post a lot more stuff about oppressive korean leaders and…hmmm…maybe more Dennis Rodman.” It’s crazy, but my wish has come true.

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