Nuclear War Negotiator Gets DUI

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

In what most people would assume to be a plot twist in a Team America reboot international feud de-escalating Dennis Rodman recently received a DUI in Newport Beach, California. Celebrities who look like they’re able to pass an HIV... READ MORE

Rodman Going to Fix This Shit

September 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Jong-un likes to party with the world's least judgmental drunks because even an autocrat grows weary of his yes-men when it's time to get funky. Also, the thirteen year old concubines are starting to get their periods.


Dennis Rodman Back in NoKo

June 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There can be no greater crazy quotient than when Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-un are in the same room together talking current events. The North Korean dictator is your typical chunky Asian baller with a semi-decent outside shot and... READ MORE

Dennis Rodman Appalled At His Image

December 24, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Dennis Rodman is suing the maker of a video game called Dear Leader! which allows you to fight against America as Kim Jong un and Dennis Rodman. He is reportedly unhappy with the implication of the game and has... READ MORE

Drag Queen and Dennis Rodman Freed Prisoners

November 11, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Miami drag queen Elaine Lancaster is taking credit for teaching Dennis Rodman the nuances of North Korea’s domestic policies. Her bragging is once removed from Rodman’s claim he freed an American reporter who his gimpy buddy Kim had imprisoned... READ MORE

Dennis Rodman Is Your Pool Party

June 16, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You have to wonder how rich the Events department brainstorming session was that selected Dennis Rodman to headline their Vegas pool party. Presumably, that dude who pretended his son was in a runaway hot air balloon and Tara Reid’s... READ MORE

Dennis Rodman Gives North Korea A Cleveland Steamer

February 11, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Dennis Rodman went on quite a big bender in North Korea. How big? Shit, piss, and puke all over your hotel kind of big. Rodman was in North Korea putting on an exhibition game and figuring out ways to... READ MORE

Dennis Rodman Slinks Away to Rehab

January 21, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Traitorous dick and former drag queen Dennis Rodman checked himself into rehab after returning from his latest stay in North Korea. We told you about this dumb fuck’s repeated trips to meet with BFF Kim Jong-Un, a brutal dictator... READ MORE

Dennis Rodman Claims He Isn’t a Traitor, Just a Drunk Asshole

January 10, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Who will weep for Dennis Rodman when he’s finally fed to the hunting dogs in North Korea? Well, maybe weep for the poor hounds who get his rank meat after a couple weeks of starvation. The lost and wandering... READ MORE

Dennis Rodman Needs to Be Locked Up

December 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Broke-ass traitor Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea today ahead of an exhibition game in January. The former basketball player and least attractive drag queen ever is putting the game together in honor of North Korea’s ruthless boy dictator... READ MORE


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