Elisha Cuthbert Happy Endings Out in the Desert

By Lex March 08, 2013 @ 1:45 PM

If Elisha Cuthbert isn’t in your tug vault, then it’s time for a banking audit. So fucking hot. As she was back in 24 as the teen with the boobs that were always in trouble, to turning boys into men in The Girl Next Door to being the hottest sloppy seconds Canadian hockey fan ever. And in these new photos of her shooting out in the desert. Yeah, somebody spent a lot of time with makeup and hair to try and make her ‘interesting’ to women, but we can see beyond that wasted effort. Elisha was built for men. We don’t care if she’s interesting.








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(3) Comments

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    gkline 03/08/2013 17:53

    “If Elisha Cuthbert isn’t in your tug vault, then it’s time for a banking audit.” I laughed just at how incredibly stupid this sounds. Neato post Lex…really neato! /sarcasm

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    some guy on the internet 03/09/2013 04:00

    These pictures are hardly new. I’ve got copies saved from 2011, and I’m fairly sure they weren’t new then.

    Well done, Lex, bringing us the latest pictures from at least two years ago.

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    seann 03/09/2013 05:40

    7 year old pictures of a chick who hasn’t been relevant for the better part of a decade, AND a clip from a movie so unoffensive it’s aired it unedited on Comedy Central during the middle of the day. Wow! This sit is really spoiling us.

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