If Elisha Cuthbert isn't in your tug vault, then it's time for a banking audit. So fucking hot. As she was back in 24 as the teen with the boobs that were always in trouble, to turning boys into men in The Girl Next Door to being the hottest sloppy seconds Canadian hockey fan ever. And in these new photos of her shooting out in the desert. Yeah, somebody spent a lot of time with makeup and hair to try and make her 'interesting' to women, but we can see beyond that wasted effort. Elisha was built for men. We don't care if she's interesting.