Emma Watson went through that period of girl time when she wanted to pretend she wasn’t a hot chick from the Harry Potter movies but a serious gender-neutral artist. So she enrolled at lesbian Brown University and chopped off all of her hair. Why women feel the need to be seen as something other than incredibly hot, highly paid performers is beyond the male understanding. I mean, Jordan did decide to quit basketball for a couple years in his prime, but that was to pursue baseball, not to do obscure Slovakian arthouse films. Emma Watson does seem to be settling back into accepting the fact that she’s hot and rich and famous and that’s okay. So she’s featured in this new Natural Beauty exhibition which is photographs of mostly hot women meant to send a message about saving the planet from environmental destruction. I think we’re all supposed to try and expel less carbon dioxide when we tug one out to these photos. Everybody has to do their part. Watch The Lorax. You’ll get it.