Emma Watson Covered Topless in the Natural Beauty Exhibition

By Bill March 20, 2013 @ 3:42 PM

Emma Watson went through that period of girl time when she wanted to pretend she wasn’t a hot chick from the Harry Potter movies but a serious gender-neutral artist. So she enrolled at lesbian Brown University and chopped off all of her hair. Why women feel the need to be seen as something other than incredibly hot, highly paid performers is beyond the male understanding. I mean, Jordan did decide to quit basketball for a couple years in his prime, but that was to pursue baseball, not to do obscure Slovakian arthouse films. Emma Watson does seem to be settling back into accepting the fact that she’s hot and rich and famous and that’s okay. So she’s featured in this new Natural Beauty exhibition which is photographs of mostly hot women meant to send a message about saving the planet from environmental destruction. I think we’re all supposed to try and expel less carbon dioxide when we tug one out to these photos. Everybody has to do their part. Watch The Lorax. You’ll get it.

(10) Comments

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    I Blogged Your Mom 03/20/2013 15:51

    You are unbelievably horrible.

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    RangerLG 03/20/2013 15:55

    I see skin, but not tits. There was hope. Think I’ll go take a crap.

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    LoK 03/20/2013 16:29

    despite our wishes miss watson is a bit of a prude, but i actually like her more for that

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    Maybe_Observer 03/20/2013 16:49

    “Covered topless”……just like ME!

    …who wants to see…..

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 03/20/2013 17:46

    The saddest thing I’ve read this year was that Watson shot down rumors that she would star in 50 Shades Of Grey. Can you just picture her in that film?

    Seriously, it’s enough to scrub the image of Louis Anderson in a bathing suit out of my mind…..

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 03/20/2013 17:47

    Oh yeah, and she wasn’t topless. You can clearly see the skin colored body suit in one of those pictures. For a girl who showed us her bush on her 18th birthday, this woman is probably the stingiest chick in Hollywood.

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    woody 03/20/2013 19:54

    Bill you sorry dork. Emma Watson isn’t hot. You should go hang yourself.

  8. avatar
    sgraf_x 03/20/2013 20:28

    Bill yes she is hot…extremely.

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 03/20/2013 22:12

    Woody, you need to come out of the closet. That chick is gorgeous. She doesn’t have a model’s body, but she’s seriously beautiful (plus she still has the innocent thing going on, which would be awesome in a movie that saw her tied up and fist fucked).

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    RangerLG 03/21/2013 09:11

    Actually, I’m glad she turned down 50 Shades of Ghey. Shows she has taste.

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