Emma Watson Without A Man

November 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Now that Hermione is single you can start counting down the days until she’s playing with some other man’s wand. She’s legal and attractive which qualifies her for sexual harassment or a long-term loving relationship in Hollywood.

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Emma Watson Stone Cold Annoying and Australian Blonds Nursing in the Last Men on Earth Podcast #86

May 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s  Last Men on Earth podcast  we discuss how Emma Watson has climbed the charts to become the world’s most annoying chick, root for Richard Patterson in his big dick murder defense, discuss porn stars in shark cages as a jobs creator for America, admonish George Michael’s fat rent boy for telling post-mortem tales, spend way too much time talking about Diddy’s cock, objectively conclude that breastfeeding shaming doesn’t exist, and wonder as to when super rich celebrities in Hollywood will get new Trump material. It’s jam packed full of non-pertinent information.

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Emma Watson Covered All Bases at MTV Movie Awards

May 8, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

MTV kicked off the evening long homage to inclusiveness by declaring their best actor award non-gender specific, nominating both male and female movie stars with appropriate diversity bona fides. It was a spectacular moment in social progress. 

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Watson and Seyfried Fall Into Hack Trap

March 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Emma Watson and Amanda Seyfried are the two latest celebrities to have had their private photos hacked and redistributed on websites that all claim to have the Authentic Taylor Swift double fisted anal sex tape.

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Emma Watson Expansive Feminism

March 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Feminists used to have tangible goals. We don’t want to be raped when we wear short skirts. If my husband fucks the nanny, I get to take the kids and he pays for our new apartment. Tampons in every ladies room, not just the classy joints. 

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Emma Watson Butches Up Belle on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #78

March 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s  Last Men on Earth podcast  Matt and I (and  my gender neutral ten year old, “Bobbi”) delve into Emma Watson’s painful feminist scrub of Beauty and the Beast, note how rich celebrities have an inability to pick the right poor people to parade around as friends, wonder who ABC’s When We Rise mini-series is for, challenge the concept that letting yourself go is body positive, and scientifically explore chicks on hormones winning female wrestling titles, challenging HuffPo bloggers who shamelessly cheat. It’s a ton of adult content, plus a ten year old swearing incessantly. You can’t beat that for cheap entertainment.

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Emma Watson Feminist Washed Belle

February 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The trouble with being an outspoken moralist on any issue is that time you want to take a break, maybe have that drink, or smoke that weed, or rake in fifteen million for headlining a live action remake of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. 

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Miles Teller and Emma Watson Put Out

January 31, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Resting pussy face Miles Teller and UN Ambassador Emma Watson were originally slated to be the leads in La La Land, the white bread throwback musical that is going to win Best Picture at the Oscars this year because affirmative action has a glass ceiling.

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Emma Watson Feminist Droppings in the Subway

November 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That cheeky Emma Watson is up to something fiendishly clever. She’s dropping paperback copies of Maya Angelou’s Mom & Me & Mom around the London Underground to turn unsuspecting travelers into gender empowered thieves.

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Hermione Needs New Metaphors (VIDEO)

September 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

To her credit, Emma Watson has dug deeper than most celebrities in the role of UN Goodwill Ambassador for something contrived by men who keep the New York brothels humming. Watson’s HeforShe campaigns have changed the lives of many millions of people once they’re reminded about its existence. This week she announced the launch of a HeforShe Arts Campaign. The name says it all. Though a three-color brochure wouldn’t hurt for more details on how U.S. tax dollars are being spent.

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