Emma Watson Debuts Times Up Tattoo

March 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, if any of you own a pair of scissors and aren’t mentally disabled, you should ring Emma Watson, because she’s in need of someone with those exact qualifications to replace the person that created this hairstyle.... READ MORE

Emma Watson Without A Man

November 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Now that Hermione is single you can start counting down the days until she’s playing with some other man’s wand. She’s legal and attractive which qualifies her for sexual harassment or a long-term loving relationship in Hollywood.

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Emma Watson Stone Cold Annoying and Australian Blonds Nursing in the Last Men on Earth Podcast #86

May 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's  Last Men on Earth podcast  we discuss how Emma Watson has climbed the charts to become the world's most annoying chick, root for Richard Patterson in his big dick murder defense, discuss... READ MORE

Emma Watson Covered All Bases at MTV Movie Awards

May 8, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

MTV kicked off the evening long homage to inclusiveness by declaring their best actor award non-gender specific, nominating both male and female movie stars with appropriate diversity bona fides. It was a spectacular moment in social progress. 

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Watson and Seyfried Fall Into Hack Trap

March 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Emma Watson and Amanda Seyfried are the two latest celebrities to have had their private photos hacked and redistributed on websites that all claim to have the Authentic Taylor Swift double fisted anal sex tape.

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Emma Watson Expansive Feminism

March 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Feminists used to have tangible goals. We don't want to be raped when we wear short skirts. If my husband fucks the nanny, I get to take the kids and he pays for our new apartment. Tampons in every... READ MORE

Emma Watson Butches Up Belle on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #78

March 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's  Last Men on Earth podcast  Matt and I (and  my gender neutral ten year old, "Bobbi") delve into Emma Watson's painful feminist scrub of Beauty and the Beast, note how rich celebrities have an... READ MORE

Emma Watson Feminist Washed Belle

February 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The trouble with being an outspoken moralist on any issue is that time you want to take a break, maybe have that drink, or smoke that weed, or rake in fifteen million for headlining a live action remake of Disney's... READ MORE

Miles Teller and Emma Watson Put Out

January 31, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Resting pussy face Miles Teller and UN Ambassador Emma Watson were originally slated to be the leads in La La Land, the white bread throwback musical that is going to win Best Picture at the Oscars this year because... READ MORE

Emma Watson Feminist Droppings in the Subway

November 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That cheeky Emma Watson is up to something fiendishly clever. She's dropping paperback copies of Maya Angelou's Mom & Me & Mom around the London Underground to turn unsuspecting travelers into gender empowered thieves. READ MORE