Forget Lil Wayne, What’s Wrong With Tone Loc?

By Jack March 18, 2013 @ 12:43 PM

We’ve all heard that Lil Wayne is sick, but did you know that infinitely better rapper Tone Loc is also sick? The great Tone collapsed onstage from an apparent seizure about the same time as Lil Wayne. Like LW, the cause has not been disclosed. I’m not sure why God seems to be striking rappers down with “the falling sickness”, but if I were Snoop Panther, (Lion? Tiger? Gerbil? Whatever he is this week), I’d watch out. The reason it pisses me off that Wheezy is getting all the press is that he…well…sucks. He sounds like a million other mediocre rappers with stupid face tattoos. But Tone Loc was a true original. He brought the phrase “Doing the wild thing” forever into the English language. In 20 years no one will remember Lil Wayne, but drunk college kids will still be fist pumping to Funky Cold Medina.

Put on your Cross Colors and freak with your flyest homegirl to this booty-bumpin’ classic.

wwtdd

(5) Comments

  1. RangerLG 03/18/2013 12:59

    He could probably use some Funky Cold Medina.

  2. camp 03/18/2013 13:39

    The idea that in 20 years no one will remember lil wayne is probably one of the stupidest things that’s ever been said on this site.

  3. Maybe_Observer 03/18/2013 14:53

    In 20 YEARS nobody will remember Lil Wayne…..????

    ….more like 20 minutes…..

  4. Jacks Raging Bile Duct 03/18/2013 21:09

    Who the fuck is lil wayne?

  5. Kanye is an ass 03/19/2013 07:02

    Lil who?!

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