Hugo Chavez Is Dead; I Think We’ll Miss Him

By Johnny Redd March 05, 2013 @ 6:51 PM

It ain’t easy being a dictator. The funny hats, the 60′s military garb, long dinners with Sean Penn who just won’t shut the fuck up. And, then, shit, you get a cough which turns into cancer and suddenly you’re dead, all within an afternoon, just when you were getting ready to attend a big execution. And you know there’s always another fat bastard with bad skin ready to fill your shoes.

Hugo Chavez seemed like a very misunderstood man. Maybe he wanted to rule the world. Maybe he just wanted to follow Maroon 5 on tour and blow dudes. There’s no way to know now. Because he’s dead.

The good news is, if you were ever going to bang a hot Venezuelan girl, tonight would be the night. Partying and raw sexuality should be in full force at your local Venezuelan hangout. Andale.

Here’s 10 of my favorite bikini pictures of Venezuelan model Aida Yespica. I think she hated Chavez.

(16) Comments

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    Digital Wonderbread 03/05/2013 18:55

    Haha I can’t believe I found out about Hugo Chavez’s death at wwtdd.

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    Maggots 03/05/2013 19:05

    I can’t believe how fabulous that ass is in pic #7!

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    SomeoneluvsU 03/05/2013 19:15

    In the words of Hawkeye Pierce
    “……Goodbye,Ferret face”

    However….Prostitution in Venezuela is legal and regulated
    ….. so he’s not all bad.

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    PoopyPants 03/05/2013 19:40

    “Maybe he just wanted to follow Maroon 5 on tour and blow dudes.”

    That’s some great comedy, right there. Do you just spin a wheel of random, unrelated references?

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 03/05/2013 19:48

    That is an outstanding ass!

    Plus gotta love the visual of Sean Penn and Danny Glover crying in their Liberal Cheerios.

  6. avatar
    william146 03/05/2013 20:19

    How did Maroon 5 get in this?

  7. avatar
    Lick-it 03/05/2013 20:27

    Now where is “Joe” Kennedy gonna get all the free oil that Chavez has been donating to Massachusetts….?

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    Lick-it 03/05/2013 20:29

    Hopefully the Cubanos Castro will try and join their fellow commie…..REAL soon….

  9. avatar
    Pener 03/05/2013 20:42

    After looking at that ass…..I am as stifffff as Chavez.

  10. avatar
    Pener 03/05/2013 20:43

    Hey, New writers…

    Unban the old posters
    Open the Avatars
    keep the post short

  11. avatar
    Toast 03/05/2013 22:36

    I’m with Pener
    Turn the fucking Avatars on
    Free the old regulars
    keep up the good work with the ass and tits shots

  12. avatar
    Toast 03/05/2013 23:07

    pssssst…Brendon got fired
    Not sure if you knew that
    Then again, he has sucked for the past two years.
    This place has gotten more comments in the last week then it has in the last two year.

  13. avatar
    AdrianMoss 03/06/2013 00:41

    I think Brendon got shit canned and someone at BuzzMedia had a dorky son who needed a job and they said, “Hey Billy stop rubbing it out to pictures of that ugly broad from Twilight and sit here at the computer and be funny” and he’s spent the last week Googling “How to write funny blog posts” and it’s clearly not working.

  14. avatar
    Lick-it 03/06/2013 11:41

    Toast….comments don’t equal page views……or Daily Yuckie would still breath….

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    Lick-it 03/06/2013 11:55


  16. avatar
    vandywisky 03/06/2013 16:49

    Brendan got fired? Good. He can go on some shitty blog that nobody reads and talk about how he revolutionized the Internet by using a picture with a caption to introduce articles. Of course, his spelling and grammar was so bad that I usually couldn’t read past the first few words. I’m not asking for law journal-level editing on a website like WWTDD. However, if you consistently misspell the word “too,” and you don’t even know what the fuck an apostrophe is, then you’re a dumbass… simple as that.

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