It ain’t easy being a dictator. The funny hats, the 60′s military garb, long dinners with Sean Penn who just won’t shut the fuck up. And, then, shit, you get a cough which turns into cancer and suddenly you’re dead, all within an afternoon, just when you were getting ready to attend a big execution. And you know there’s always another fat bastard with bad skin ready to fill your shoes.
Hugo Chavez seemed like a very misunderstood man. Maybe he wanted to rule the world. Maybe he just wanted to follow Maroon 5 on tour and blow dudes. There’s no way to know now. Because he’s dead.
The good news is, if you were ever going to bang a hot Venezuelan girl, tonight would be the night. Partying and raw sexuality should be in full force at your local Venezuelan hangout. Andale.
Here’s 10 of my favorite bikini pictures of Venezuelan model Aida Yespica. I think she hated Chavez.
Haha I can’t believe I found out about Hugo Chavez’s death at wwtdd.
I can’t believe how fabulous that ass is in pic #7!
In the words of Hawkeye Pierce
“……Goodbye,Ferret face”
However….Prostitution in Venezuela is legal and regulated
….. so he’s not all bad.
“Maybe he just wanted to follow Maroon 5 on tour and blow dudes.”
That’s some great comedy, right there. Do you just spin a wheel of random, unrelated references?
That is an outstanding ass!
Plus gotta love the visual of Sean Penn and Danny Glover crying in their Liberal Cheerios.
How did Maroon 5 get in this?
Now where is “Joe” Kennedy gonna get all the free oil that Chavez has been donating to Massachusetts….?
Hopefully the Cubanos Castro will try and join their fellow commie…..REAL soon….
After looking at that ass…..I am as stifffff as Chavez.
Hey, New writers…
Unban the old posters
Open the Avatars
keep the post short
I’m with Pener
Turn the fucking Avatars on
Free the old regulars
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keep up the good work with the ass and tits shots
Chavez has been dead for weeks… if not months. More importantly, Brendan is a fucking faggot who has the intelligence of a dumb eight-year old. You were ripping on Jennifer Lawrence last year for being unattractive, but now that she’s the Hollywood It-Girl, you’ve reversed that opinion faster than George Michael backs his ass up to a glory hole. More importantly, if you’re going to write and publish articles on an almost daily basis: LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL, YOU DUMB FUCK.
pssssst…Brendon got fired
Not sure if you knew that
Then again, he has sucked for the past two years.
I say FUCK BRENDON!
This place has gotten more comments in the last week then it has in the last two year.
I think Brendon got shit canned and someone at BuzzMedia had a dorky son who needed a job and they said, “Hey Billy stop rubbing it out to pictures of that ugly broad from Twilight and sit here at the computer and be funny” and he’s spent the last week Googling “How to write funny blog posts” and it’s clearly not working.
Toast….comments don’t equal page views……or Daily Yuckie would still breath….
breathe
Brendan got fired? Good. He can go on some shitty blog that nobody reads and talk about how he revolutionized the Internet by using a picture with a caption to introduce articles. Of course, his spelling and grammar was so bad that I usually couldn’t read past the first few words. I’m not asking for law journal-level editing on a website like WWTDD. However, if you consistently misspell the word “too,” and you don’t even know what the fuck an apostrophe is, then you’re a dumbass… simple as that.