Jessica Alba Will Never Show You Her Boobs Again

By Johnny Redd March 04, 2013 @ 8:49 AM

In the celebrity Circle of Life, once an actress gets herself to the top with money and fame and kids and a husband who is rich but nobody knows what the hell he does, you’re probably never going to see her tits again. It’s not exactly Mustafa explaining why it’s okay to slaughter the zebras and consume their freshly bloodied flesh, but it’s still a fucking brutal reality.

Jessica Alba used to be good for a sweet peek show. She wanted the attention. We wanted to give it to her. But, these days with Jessica, it’s looking like she did arriving in Paris in her fat girl robe coat. You’ll see more lady skin on a Riyadh boulevard during honor killing hour. A shame too, because Jessica Alba is so damn fine.

(8) Comments

  1. ThisSiteIsGayPornography 03/04/2013 09:21

    She is known more for her ass than her tits.

  2. Lick-it 03/04/2013 09:22

    You’ll see more lady skin on a Riyadh boulevard during honor killing hour. A shame too, because Jessica Alba is so damn fine.

    …therefore…..delete this post and put up some Selena Gomez in a wet sheet…

  3. Zod 03/04/2013 09:36

    Did she say anything or did anything happen?

  4. psf 03/04/2013 09:36

    wow, this site went downhill way faster than i expected. like, once brendon (or is it brandon) left it became unreadable, but i figured the pics were still pretty good, so i just won’t read the blurbs. but now the pictures suck too? why the heck would i want to fap to fully clothed mothers?

  5. gkline 03/04/2013 10:26

    Wow, another post about nothing with no tits.

  6. woody 03/04/2013 13:58

    What the fuck is this shit. the pics suck. the post tells me NOTHING. Fuck you. The only reason I come back to this site is for the comments.

  7. tommyoh 03/04/2013 15:48

    ^^ I know right? I never used to read the comments, which are now more interesting than the posts.

  8. Klaus 03/04/2013 18:13

    It’s “Mufasa”… If you’re going to make a pop culture reference, at least do some fucking fact checking before posting. Or maybe you just don’t give a shit; I know I don’t anymore. Can I write for you too?

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