Nobody gave a crap that supermodel Heidi Klum had allegedly been cheating on Seal, her husband of seven years, with her bodyguard and current boyfriend, because she’s 39-years old and still looks better than 99% of the women on this planet. And her vagina might as well be the gates to Heaven, because Seal only just started dating again and his new girlfriend is so average that nobody gives a crap who she is or what show she’s on.
But how much do people love Klum? Enough that they’re ready to correct nature’s mistakes and finally kill Joan Rivers.
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The comedian has sparked controversy over a joke she made about Heidi Klum in a sexy Julien Macdonald dress at Elton John’s AIDS Foundation Academy Awards party.
“The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens,” Rivers said of the German-born supermodel on Monday’s episode of E!’s Fashion Police.
While the outrage is warranted, nobody should be offended that Rivers made a stupid, unoriginal joke about the Holocaust. They should be offended that E! still pays this woman to be on TV, when her face is pulled tighter than Jenna Jameson’s labia.