Joan Rivers Compared Heidi Klum To The Holocaust

By Travis March 01, 2013 @ 11:12 AM

Nobody gave a crap that supermodel Heidi Klum had allegedly been cheating on Seal, her husband of seven years, with her bodyguard and current boyfriend, because she’s 39-years old and still looks better than 99% of the women on this planet. And her vagina might as well be the gates to Heaven, because Seal only just started dating again and his new girlfriend is so average that nobody gives a crap who she is or what show she’s on.

But how much do people love Klum? Enough that they’re ready to correct nature’s mistakes and finally kill Joan Rivers.

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The comedian has sparked controversy over a joke she made about Heidi Klum in a sexy Julien Macdonald dress at Elton John’s AIDS Foundation Academy Awards party.

“The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens,” Rivers said of the German-born supermodel on Monday’s episode of E!’s Fashion Police.

While the outrage is warranted, nobody should be offended that Rivers made a stupid, unoriginal joke about the Holocaust. They should be offended that E! still pays this woman to be on TV, when her face is pulled tighter than Jenna Jameson’s labia.

(23) Comments

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    tomatojoe 03/01/2013 11:25

    Joan Rivers, while being a particularly unfunny person, is a Jew. She can make this joke.

  2. avatar
    LoK 03/01/2013 11:39

    not to mention its a retarded joke…and squishy boobies

  3. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 03/01/2013 11:59

    I’m a relic from the old guard, the old days when this site’s commenting section looked more like the heyday of Studio 54.

    I just wanted to say that it’s good to see that Beppo is still alive. It warmed the cockles of my heart and gave me a rush in my bathing suit area to see he is well and still longing for the nurses and the pantsless gauchos.

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    Lick-it 03/01/2013 12:00

    They didn’t necessarily “push” Jews into those ovens………they tricked them into thinking they were being deloused…..

    …so screw you Joan Rivers…’ll never make it as a history professor…..

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    Lick-it 03/01/2013 12:02

    Sensei John Kreese…….

    ….I’m sure Beppo would have been a Jew pusher…….

  6. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 03/01/2013 12:14


    I’ll be corrected if I’m wrong here, but always understood Beppo to only do what he was forced to do by the electroshocks.

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    tomatojoe 03/01/2013 12:17

    Seal produced what was easily the best music of the 90′s. Shame on this bitch. I will never masturbate to pictures/the thought of her again.

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    Al Bundy 03/01/2013 12:37

    >nobody should be offended that Rivers made a stupid, unoriginal joke<

    Does that go for your readers as well?

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    Al Bundy 03/01/2013 12:40

    >They didn’t necessarily “push” Jews into those ovens………they tricked them into thinking they were being deloused<

    Actually, they were already dead by the time they were thrown into the ovens. They were tricked being put into the "showers" for "delousing" where they were gassed.

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    popeye perry 03/01/2013 12:41

    So average, almost blasé

  11. avatar
    Al Bundy 03/01/2013 12:43

    I never found Holocaust jokes funny. My grandfather died in a concentration camp.

    He fell out of a guard tower.

  12. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 03/01/2013 12:46


    I hope you cashed in on the Nazi gold insurance money

  13. avatar
    Exador 03/01/2013 13:10

    Heidi Klum IS a member of the master race.

  14. avatar
    Butt Plug 03/01/2013 13:13


  15. avatar
    Beppo 03/01/2013 13:30


    I once knew a guard in old Heidelburg. We took a carriage ride around the town square that I shall never forget.

    I orgasm was so severe, I was unable to get my left boot off for days.

  16. avatar
    Butt Plug 03/01/2013 13:41

    New up

  17. avatar
    f1rd720 03/01/2013 13:55

    Joan Rivers is just a disgusting person. She knows she’ll be dead soon so she makes fun of everyone else. Now you see why her husband killed himself instead of living with her.

  18. avatar
    RangerLG 03/01/2013 14:06

    39 and she’s still more fuckable than 75% of the chicks shown on this site.

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    sgraf_x 03/01/2013 16:51

    “The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens,” Now thats funny. Good for her. Fuck PC-ness and sensitivity, lifes rough so get your back up you offended delicate pussies.

  20. avatar
    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 03/02/2013 12:14

    Tig ol bitties.

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