Katie Price Is a Bangable Pink Furry

By Steve G. March 27, 2013 @ 10:37 AM

Katie Price Pink Horse Furry

Katie Price dressed up as a pony for the launch of her KP Equestrian wear. I guess the product name Attention Whore Katie Price Crappy Horse Clothes didn’t make it out of consumer testing. Either way, I don’t know how Katie dressing up like a retarded pink filly will help sell her regal sports clothes. I guess there are some women out there who will buy whatever Katie hocks. Just like when Kim Kardashian pimps a douche on Twitter, there are 117,000 women out there who run to the CVS to purchase the same douche because something in their brain tells them they want a love hole that smells like Kim Kardashian’s. Nobody can think that one through rationally and still decide to buy. Still, I guess some ladies will subconsciously connect, ‘Jeez, Katie Price used to screw that hot Latin male model. I bet if I wear her Attention Whore Crappy Horse Clothes, I too will have sex with Latin male models.’ I just don’t get it. I see Katie Price dressed like a pink horse and all I feel is the shame of a lonely horse wrangler out on the prairie knowing what’s going down after the campfire dies out. Whinny my name, Katie.

(2) Comments

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    Timartoonies 03/27/2013 12:55

    After visiting this site daily for years I finally registered so I could post my one-and-only comment-ever: This site is a glaring example of where we all are headed…straight to a world where you cannot ever avoid having corporate dogshit thrown in your face everytime you click by. All of a sudden almost every post has a video clip? Gee, why is that? Maybe because WWTDD can force a commercial down your throat. I don’t lament the loss of superior writing although that is obvious when you read one post after another desperately trying to sound like the way it used to be. What I mourn is another site swallowed whole by greedy corporate bastards and their hip/clever minions. So long suckers

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    Pugiron 03/27/2013 15:14

    A fat girl with droopies, you know this site will be all over it.

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