For all the shit that people give Taylor Swift about her flavors of the week and corresponding songs, Katy Perry isn’t much better off. We just don’t give her as much hell since she has huge breasts and doesn’t sing mopey pop farts about the guys with tiny peckers that couldn’t please her. That’s not saying her music is much better, mind you. But at least she’s willing to toss a pair of whipped cream cans over her tits and let us pretend she’s a porn star.
Anyway, Katy and her breasts are single again.
It’s all over but the singing – once again – for Katy Perry and John Mayer.
The couple, who had been dating for the past seven months in what was their second chance at love, have again parted ways, a source confirms to PEOPLE.
The split comes less than a month after Perry, 28, was spotted wearing a ruby from Mayer, 35. (People)
Oh my, a ruby ring? That’s so beautiful. The ruby, of course, is a precious gemstone that men have long gifted to their lovers as a way of saying, “Sorry I gave you crabs.” In that case, Russell Brand better have bought her an entire ruby mine.
As for John Mayer, he continues to be living proof that knowing how to play the guitar and looking like you rarely shower will always get you laid, as long as there are girls in L.A. with low self-esteems. And that’s not meant to knock Mayer, because he’s basically a hero.
(Photo Credits: Getty)
John Mayer is a hero for looking like he doesn’t shower and banging a chick with “low self esteems” that is average looking, at the very best? You’ve got some fucked up standards for heroes.
Further, stop beginning your sentences with conjunctions. For fuck’s sake, where the hell are the editors? You did it twice in this ridiculous entry alone.
Good choice on pictures, by the way. I’m sure there isn’t a better picture of Katy Perry online you could post, like maybe the one with her ass hanging out of her swimsuit, or maybe even one of her breasts as you reference them multiple times.
Hack.
Jesus Fuck this website sucks.
She kissed a girl and liked it. She gets bonus points for that and big tits.
Katy Perry = big tits = me like……