Kim Cloutier Is Canadian, But Still Really Good Looking

By Lex March 19, 2013 @ 3:40 PM

In reality, there seem to be an inordinate number of attractive women who hail from Canada. Hail from. As in, they all seem to have left, which may be why there seem to be such an inordinate number. In the Lower 48, we just meet the chicks of the Great White North whose Eskimo ancestors spoke to them through the magical fish and told them to head South because they’re too damn good looking to be stuck in Canada. Like Kim Cloutier. Who’s from Montreal. Which is the annoying part of Canada, but Canada nonetheless. But they do have poutine. Which may be the single best stoner food ever invented. So I’m told. By people who consume the marijuana.

Check out Kim Cloutier in her new bikini modeling pictures. And be nice to Canadians. They’re just like us, but with mustaches.

wwtdd

(12) Comments

  1. avatar
    RangerLG 03/19/2013 15:58

    Is the Daily Yuckie still around?

  2. avatar
    Maybe_Observer 03/19/2013 16:03

    Ranger…..

    …do we know you?

    email me

    Observerwwtdd@live.com

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    I Blogged Your Mom 03/19/2013 16:07

    You have to be fucking kidding me. If you’re not going to hire any decent writers, fucking hire an editor. For fuck’s sake, this has to be the worst abuse of punctuation I’ve seen since two posts ago:

    In reality, there seem to be an inordinate number of attractive women who hail from Canada. Hail from. As in, they all seem to have left, which may be why there seem to be such an inordinate number. In the Lower 48, we just meet the chicks of the Great White North whose Eskimo ancestors spoke to them through the magical fish and told them to head South because they’re too damn good looking to be stuck in Canada. Like Kim Cloutier. Who’s from Montreal.

    Let’s break it down, for the illiterate bastard who wrote that, and the pile of shit who decided it should be posted:

    “Hail from. As in, they all seem to have left, which may be why there seem to be such an inordinate number.” <– Do you not know the difference between a fucking period and a comma? No, forget that. This doesn't even make any sense. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING? An inordinate number where? Fuck.

    " In the Lower 48, we just meet the chicks of the Great White North whose Eskimo ancestors spoke to them through the magical fish and told them to head South because they’re too damn good looking to be stuck in Canada." <– WTF is this mess? We just meet them? Do you know what the fuck a predicate is? Look it up, then use a couple of them every once in a while.

    "Like Kim Cloutier. Who’s from Montreal." <– I fucking hate you. Seriously, I think you are retarded, and not in the super-strength, enjoyable kind of way. You are the window licker who comes home from camp and washes down the sponge you just ate by licking a mop.

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    TheBlackReturns 03/19/2013 16:29

    Unreadable garbage, in an unreadable font. You might as well just make posts in hieroglyphics from now on.

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    I Blogged Your Mom 03/19/2013 16:37

    By the way, shitty nuts, if you’re going to post pictures of girls, do it correctly. I am sure you assholes have only been told this about 1000 times since you started here, but you choose to remain ignorant about the right way to do things.

    Try these:

    http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/wallpapers/20207/kim-cloutier-mobile-wallpaper.jpg

    http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.chicago.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/gallery/chicago/kim/kim3.jpg

    http://i2.listal.com/image/610889/600full-kim-cloutier.jpg

    http://sharenxs.com/thumbnails/nxs-KimCloutier–Capster–2009–9.jpg

    http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Kim-Cloutier-Nude-Banneds-Great-Gallery-56.jpg

  6. avatar
    RangerLG 03/19/2013 16:52

    Not personally MO. I’ve just been here awhile with just occasional posts. Not one of the original regulars.

  7. avatar
    Beppo 03/19/2013 17:49

    Ranger,

    E-mail the lad and see where it leads you. Perhaps randy fun and gay comradeship are just around the corner.

    On another note, Canadians are not nearly as human as their literature would lead you to believe.

  8. avatar
    woody 03/19/2013 19:24

    Good lord this is unreadable. Is this a joke?

  9. avatar
    Maybe_Observer 03/19/2013 19:50

    RangerLG…….

    …send a quick e-mail (seriously)…..use a fake hotmail etc if necessary……

    See what happens……..look even Beppo has some suggestions…….

  10. avatar
    HugeLohanClit 03/19/2013 21:02

    Come for the tits, stay for the commentary (usually written to greater quality than the post itself)!

  11. avatar
    sgraf_x 03/19/2013 21:16

    I already knew Canada has some nice hotties cause some of my favorite porn-stars are from Canada. Lanny Barbie, Kimberly Franklin, Gabrielle dont know last name, Christine Young, Judy Starr, that other one thats real skinny and petite with the red hair Amylee something, Pamela Kayne. So yeah already knew.

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    Cray 03/20/2013 18:22

    I tip my hat at I Blogged Your Mom. Seriously, they should just post all the comments they’ve received in the last months as main features.

    I don’t bother reading the mindless nonsense that some retard thinks is funny to go with pictures taken from other websites. The only reason I come here now is to read the comments. It seems to be the only places where you actually get something well written and amusing that isn’t just the ramblings of an immature retard.

    I miss Brendon. Some of the previous stories on this site were great. Very clever, witty and sharp observations, even when the pictures were just tits.

    Any suggestions from any commentators on where one might go to find that kind of thign these days?

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