Ever since Barack Obama landed in Israel, politicians over there have been grilling him about why he’s even there and when he’s going to let convicted spy Jonathan Pollard out of prison so he can move to Israel and be celebrated for selling them secrets. In fact, ever since he pleaded guilty in 1987, Pollard has been the subject of a lot of conversations between Israel’s leaders and American presidents, but we haven’t budged on releasing him from his life sentence.
But last night, Obama walked right into a trap straight out of Dolemite, as he invited Miss Israel Yityish Aynaw to his state dinner, after she told a reporter two weeks ago that she was going to ask Obama to release Pollard. Her plan? To flatter his dick into submission.
“I was influenced and inspired by Obama. Like him, I was also raised by my grandmother. Nothing was handed to me on a plate and like him I also had to work very hard and long to achieve things in my life. To this day he inspires me just as he inspires the rest of the world,” she says.
“I couldn’t believe that one of the most influential people in the world, the head of such an important state, would invite someone like me to attend such an important event. It has only just now sunk in and I can understand that it’s happening.” (BBC)
So yeah, she might have asked Obama to free a spy last night or she may have just enjoyed a free meal and smiled for the cameras. But if Obama comes back and makes Pollard a free man, somebody better ask to smell the president’s fingers.
What was Obama’s pick up line?
“Hello, How are jew tonight? “
What do you call a Jewish woman’s boobs?
Joobs!!!
Does she wear a Hebra?
Does she trim that jubic bush?
If she’s smart…..she’ll keep the dress….un-drycleaned…..
…signed -| Monica Lewinsky
Someone needs to tell her that this is Obama, not Clinton. Now perhaps if she’d offered him a couple lines of coke and a hot dude…..
it is sad to see how much hatred you have for people you actually don’t know.
Jewish woman…….
…”sad”…???
It used to be the reason for this site……
Hey “Maybe Observer” that’s my answer for you: once you set your Agenda to hate a group of people for some reason of your own, it’s O:K with me, it’s your problem, but hatred works like back fire at you. You hate someone you don’t really know, makes your world full of so called enemies, which really don’t want to do you any harm.
the reason for hating a group in society is wanting to belong, – to a group of people who accept you, who say you are O:K, a swell guy, if you get together and decide you hate monkeys or turtles or cats, but you decides you hate Jews – O:K , that’s your choice.
hey I know I am sort of speaking to a group of sex oriented men, as it seems, but I don’t really care as I am very very far away and an old woman.
Jewish Woman……..@3:04………..
What the hell are you talking about?….Have you ever bothered to click on the “About” link at the bottom of this site’s page????
“What Would Tyler Durden Do” is a blog focused on bringing you the latest gossip and news about rich and famous celebrities. And then making fun of them. Why? Because f*u*ck them, that’s why.