Nina Moric In a Bikini With an Ass

By Lex March 22, 2013 @ 1:12 PM


Yes, you know Nina Moric. Fifteen years ago she was the wicked girl in Ricky Martin’s Livin’ La Vida Loca video before Ricky was gay and he could pretend he was getting it on with hot models like Nina Moric. Nina is still extremely good looking and still has one killer ass. Lots of men say they’re assmen, but they’re liars. They use crude terms like ‘butterface’ to mask the fact that they are not truly committed to the assman cause. Maybe 13% of men really are assmen. They are singularly focused on booty. Ironically, those men tend to make a lot of kids with girls with nice butts and, thereby, ruin those asses. Life has more ironies than women with hot asses, so girls like Nina ought to be truly appreciated.

Photo credit: Splash News

(3) Comments

  1. B A Baracus 03/22/2013 13:55

    Everybody else is sayin it.

    Tits or GTFO.

    Brendon could bring the funny, or the tits when he couldn’t. New writers are bringing neither.

  2. Maybe_Observer 03/22/2013 15:34

    Lots of men say they’re assmen,

    Some guys are “boob” men…….some guys are “leg” men……

    Me? I guess I am an “ass” man…….

    ….because lots of people say….”Look at him…he’s an ass, man.”

  3. Al Bundy 03/22/2013 22:56

    You are awful Lex…..absolutely awful.

    I cannot state it strong enough on how awful of a joke writer you are.

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