Paris Hilton is the latest victim in one of the stupidest practical jokes going on in Hollywood — swatting. Some tool cals the cops and says somebody is breaking into a celebrity home and they send the SWAT team out in choppers and fighter jets to contain the situation. I guess it’s sort of kind of funny except that the celebrity is never really home and the cops are the ones who get pranked and waste their time while Paris just goes on snorting lines at a D.J. show in Miami completely unaware. So perhaps the most poorly conceived practical joke ever. Wake me when a prank results in an assault rifle being put to Paris’ lazy eye. That’d be funny.
Here’s one of Paris’ incredibly crappy music videos, in case you ever start feeling bad for thinking mean thoughts about her.