Tamara Ecclestone Switches to Pink

By Lex March 15, 2013 @ 3:53 PM

Upon further review, basically, staring more and more at Tamara Ecclestone’s inflated tubes, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’d still let her be my super rich bitchy wife. Why not? If you’re going to choose to spend the rest of your life with just one woman, might as well have her screaming at you about stupid shit while you’re on the deck of your yacht, or behind the wheel of your Lamborghini. Because trust me when I say that hearing the shrill voice of the sour side of a relationship while you’re behind the wheel of a ’98 Forester can truly suck.

Photo credit: FameFlynet / PCN


(10) Comments

  1. My Penis The Weapon 03/15/2013 17:17

    The things I would do to be allowed to wrap my hands around her throat while I pounded away while screaming at the top of my lungs a Powerman 5,000 song….at the top of my lungs

  2. Toast 03/15/2013 20:23

    MPTW, you might as well let R0kan suck your dick.
    This woman is fucking gross. A real Butterface, Fake tits and shitty skin.

  3. Toast 03/15/2013 20:24

    Open the fucking Avatars !

  4. TigOlBitties 03/15/2013 21:01

    You guys still haven’t figured out how to be funny, huh?

  5. B A Baracus 03/15/2013 21:21

    Geez, since you wont post tits, do ya think you could at least put up a LINK to the topless shots in this sequence…

  6. My Penis The Weapon 03/15/2013 21:48


    I’m open to all people from all walks if life sucking my dongle


    You’re a fucking idiot and I hope you die…in a good way

  7. My Penis The Weapon 03/15/2013 21:59


    Did you get it…because even if you die in a good way, you’re still dead…and I’m happy…and you’re dead.

  8. My Penis The Weapon 03/15/2013 22:22


    You misunderstand me. I wan to get her pregnant so I can extort her for money. It’s a game girls have been playing for….ever.

  9. Butt Plug 03/16/2013 00:06

    The human head weighs 8 pounds

  10. IDTTDWDT 03/16/2013 16:15

    I guess they’re back to taking the weekend off.

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