Virgins bounce higher than people who dwell in the sins of the flesh. Also, people who are better than other people bounce higher. Also twits. All gain elevation beyond average human capabilities.
Taylor Swift hit the trampoline in downtown L.A. to shoot her latest music video about a girl who is troubled by a boy and writes a song about it. I’m just guessing that’s what it’s about. I bet I’m right. When you think of all the famous eligible young men in Hollywood that Taylor has not fucked, it’s a rather impressive list. She’s like a reverse David Spade. David Spade has little bounce.
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So, you’re assuming that Taylor Swift will write a song about an ex? Hilarious! How do you come up with this?
It’s gold, Jerry! Gold!
I’m not too picky…..but Taylor Swift does nothing for me….
Supposedly the reason she is going through all these guys is that she ISN’T fucking them, so they break up with her.
This is boring and lame. Get your own voice.
I would let her bounce on my peener.
Ohhhhhh burn.. What’s next “yo mama” jokes?
If you took the number of men Madonna has slept with…
and add the number of men Taylor hasn’t slept with……..
I still couldn’t give a fuck
These new writers are really awful. I have read this blog for five years and NEVER posted a comment. I am not one to tell someone their business, but this Hack Bullshit has to stop.
Did you guys place “help wanted” ads in the Jr. High Newspaper? Because the quality seems worse. This guy sounds like an Eight year old who just learned a new swear word.