Edward Norton Finds Even Bigger Dick and Hurts His Finger

Edward Norton crossed paths with an even bigger dick than himself yesterday and had to bust the dude's finger up. That's just how Edward Norton rolls. It's primal.

Alain Becerra-Calderon (that dude just sounds like a dick) was quite innocently pestering the shit out of Edward Norton with his cell phone camera as the douchy actor was just trying to get down the street to go do something serious and important. But Alain just kept on bugging Ed about looking like a dick just like him and trying to take his picture. So, Ed Norton had to grab the guy's cell phone, with authority and conviction. Now Alain's got a 'tissue contusion' of the middle finger. He knows because he took himself to a hospital after the incident. No idea who to root for in this one.

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