Alain Becerra-Calderon (that dude just sounds like a dick) was quite innocently pestering the shit out of Edward Norton with his cell phone camera as the douchy actor was just trying to get down the street to go do something serious and important. But Alain just kept on bugging Ed about looking like a dick just like him and trying to take his picture. So, Ed Norton had to grab the guy’s cell phone, with authority and conviction. Now Alain’s got a ’tissue contusion’ of the middle finger. He knows because he took himself to a hospital after the incident. No idea who to root for in this one.