Fuck With Black Jesus, Black Jesus Fuck With You

Knicks Guard J.R. Smith is no stranger to the legal system. He’s been a pretty good fuck up in the past, including a reckless driving charge that saw his friend killed a half-dozen years ago. You think a man who has sinned in the past would know better than to tempt fate by stealing Black Jesus from a jewelry store. But, no. High basketball IQ. Low most everywhere else.

J.R. ordered a couple of Black Jesus pendants a few years back, picked them up, and never paid for them. I don’t care if you’re in Nazareth or New York, you can’t just run off with $25K in jewelry and expect nobody to follow you. So, the courts ruled J.R. now has to pay the store for the horked Black Jesus pendants and their legal fees. J.R.’s cosmic Karma points just keep on rising.