IMDB Commits The Ultimate Sin: Outing An Actress’ Age

41 year old Junie Hoang didn’t want producers finding out that she wasn’t 23 anymore, so she went to great lengths to hide it. She claims that after she used her credit card to sign up for IMDB Pro, the site put up her vital information. That seems like the kind of thing people claim in lawsuits and then IMDB comes back and says, ‘Why the fuck would we ever do that?’ and the jury believes them.

Regardless of what you put as your age on some online page, your face and neck wrinkles tell the truth. Hollywood doesn’t care about your age so much as what you look like. That’s why all the actresses pay big dollars to plastic surgeons, not computer hackers to alter their demo information online. Junie, you’re now officially fucked career wise. The good news is that while you didn’t look so good for 23, you’re hot for 41. Go with God.

UPDATE: She lost.