May I Recommend The Authentic European Horse Steak?

If you are planning to visit the lovely capitals of Europe this summer, opt for the chicken. The EU randomly checked beef from all over Europe and found that it contains 5% horse meat. They also found an illegal horse steroid called phenylbutazone, (also known as bute). That’s right, Europeans have been politely munching on ‘roided out horses. The authorities started the investigation after the only-reason-to-go-to-fucking-Ikea meatballs were found to contain certain parts Mr. Ed. But what’s so wrong with eating horses?

It’s one of those ideas that really exists only in our heads that these animals over here are for eating and these over here are for teenage girls to put pictures of them on their walls. The Mongols ate horse meat and they were badasses that conquered half of Europe and Asia. Maybe if the Europeans incorporated some horse steak in their diet they wouldn’t such pussies. The cows aren’t going to complain.