April 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
The 2013 Masters Tournament begins today, which means that it’s time for people to start talking about Tiger Woods like he’s the world’s greatest athlete while his ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, has sex with her 53-year old billionaire boyfriend on top of their gigantic pile of money. But the actual, important story at this year’s Masters Tournament is whether or not Dustin Johnson will miss the cut on purpose so he can spend the rest of the weekend playing hide the putter with his girlfriend Paulina Gretzky.
The daughter of NHL legend Wayne Gretzky, Paulina has been dating Dustin for several months, ever since she decided that she needed a break from drinking Four Loko out of the Stanley Cup with hockey players. Yesterday, Paulina wandered around Augusta, wearing a very tight t-shirt, and it’s almost criminal that the grounds crew didn’t turn on every sprinkler around her.
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